When I was a little girl I dreamed of restoring databases and waiting for websites to come online
Job situation is so dire I actually considered reading What Color Is Your Parachute?
If we had 100 people in the twitter group chat I met my husband in people would've died. We would've been on the news
Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
Trying to use "little man syndrome" as an insult is so funny when literally everyone is littler than you
Fetterman: "I own mirrors. I know I'm an ugly guy."
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
aint no space x rocket crashin into no moon cuz aint no globe earth
This is even funnier after learning it's not even a remake of The Ice Cream Man (1995). He just independently invented "scary ice cream man."
Eli Roth's 'ICE CREAM MAN' features AI-generated sequences. #IceCreamMan #EliRoth
Me when I have to send 1 email
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
Today is the only day you can experience Ray Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” on the day it is set. Audio: archive.org/details/brad... PDF: thephilosopher.net/bredberi/wp-...
I haven't felt great about the future of my career since the guys in charge decided a predictive text generation bot can do my job but had a talk with a friend yesterday that reminded me of my skills and motivated me to look at jobs again. But all the jobs involve the predictive text generation bot
i'm pretty old school. i believe they should only make one freddy krueger movie at a time
one of the better voice transcription errors I’ve gotten
They were being sarcastic. Nobody thought you were cooking.
Got this farmstand-themed toy DJ set for the baby and Shane said it is "semiotically fucked"
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
I think I could do a better job than the Married at First Sight matchmakers, who seem to be purposely trying to torture a bunch of people to punish them for wanting to be on TV
I love bringing up the plandemic on a first date
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Okayyyy happy Friday hits different when you're on an antidepressant. Happy Friday for real
Would a depressed person say happy Friday 16 times in a row as each new person joins the zoom meeting? I don't think so!!
Two straight days in which news organizations made uncanny valley image choices where famous people look like Onion stock image illustrations.