cars beep too much, why does every car beep so much now, shut up
horse e-girl
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hanners bannaners fee fi fofanners 🍌 mtndewdette feed me an apple palm flat or I'll bite your fingers 🍎 + lover of monster women + designer @ EFF
when you drain a ball in Xenotilt, the giant sexy android monster woman dismissively says "Nevermind..." because you disappointed her, so really, you can't lose even when you lose, but also, do better
Lemon Jerome@ianferguson.bsky.social · 14h agoXENOTILT and DEMON'S TILT are available in a bundle right now for 40% off. Primo pinball times. You should get them. store.steampowered.com/bundle/34530...
it finally happened... I sunburned the top of my shaved head
this will be the 5th film camera someone has donated to me in the few months I've been doing film photography, bring to me your tired and poor cameras, send these, the homeless, to me
Discomfort is an essential part of growth and wouldn’t it be so embarrassing to be the exact same person thirty years from now, in a totally different world, because you were so averse to discomfort?
no, I will NOT let you merge, I will send your ass to San Francisco
I don't think the cover to any book I own gives me the willies quite the way this one does. www.vintagerpg.com/2026/08/mons...
If you live in the Bay Area you should go to this event! Here are a few nominations from my bookshelf to whet your appetite. They are my treasures. 1. A Field Guide to Desert Holes.
Oakland Review of Books@oaklandreviewofbooks.org · 5d agoWe're happy to announce that the one, the only, and the extremely essential @eafreem.bsky.social has agreed to be the judge of the "Most Inessential Book" contest we'll be holding next Thursday, at the ORB LAUNCHIVERSARY at Eli's: luma.com/6viuhae6
syzygy | noun | the nearly straight-line configuration of three celestial bodies (such as the sun, moon, and earth during a solar or lunar eclipse) in a gravitational system
nothing wrong with eating 40-60 grapes and getting a little grapesick
every time I'm in Piedmont I'm like "wow piedmont is so beautiful, but also, regrettably, evil"
sometimes I think I don't really need a car, but then I lose access to my car and suddenly I'm reminded how woefully inadequate public transportation is for getting more than maaaybe two errands done per day
Think you've got what it takes to solve this year's EFF #DEFCON t-shirt puzzle? Find out when you get our new Many Hands Make Light Work shirt today. eff.org/vv
some kitties for the PRINT CLUB announcement on Instagram 🏄♂️
using the power of imagination to turn the cis male protagonist into a he/him lesbian, instantly elevating this book's cannibalism sex scene to the next level
our dental insurance doesn't cover single tooth extractions, only multiple teeth, so knocking another tooth out of my wife's face might count as insurance fraud and domestic abuse HOWEVER it could also save us money