Part-Time Shrimp 🦐
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Little Critter Enthusiast | He/Him | Chicago | Grumpy Asian man | Aether - Adamantoise (FFXIV) | Ask me about my fish or arthropods 🦐🐟🪲🕷️🦂 Suggestive and NSFW at times Currently Playing: Final Fantasy XIV, Octopath Traveler 0, Overwatch 2
Funding came in for a work project and it was HIGHER than budgeted????
Finally replacing my screen protector so that it looks pristine! But I fear the protector is too thick?? Typing feels like I’m jabbing my screen
Made the mistake of listening to Death Cab for Cutie this morning, now I’m feeling like a character in a 00s drama having an existential crisis
Shelter in place at the work building. Maybe Arnold was right
Mr. X-Toon coming back from the grave to save gay 🌽
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 3d agoMr. X-Toon has officially returned to social media following rumors of his death.
Too many executive decisions to be making this Monday morning
Sunday in a nutshell: - Sweet mini cakes from a pop up shop 🍰😘 - Condo visits in the middle of a torrential rainstorm 🏡⛈️ - Meeting a sweet old lady 🐈⬛👵🏼 - Redownloading Windows 11 in restore mode 💻🤒
A friend of mine is trying to get me connected with someone on her husband’s hockey team. She said she’s setting me up for a hot heated rivalry plot. Petty sure I have to be an ice hockey player, or a smoothie artisan for this fantasy to happen
Would you believe me if I told you I got this message when I was on the toilet 🦇💎
If I set my Teams status to Away, no one will disturb me right
So last night I accidentally had one (1) juvenile red runner roach escape containment. It was just one, and they cannot breed (or crossbreed) in normal household conditions (they need like 80-85 degrees F), but I’m REALLY hoping that the house spider and centipede homies take it out 😬😬😬
The first few notes of CRJ’s music video for her newest single sound like the first notes of Sun and Moon from Miss Saigon and I just
Two hour call troubleshooting technology over the phone with my colleagues
We Seem To Be At An Impasse Over What $24.99 Worth Of Shrimp Looks Like, By Ron Schwartz https://theonion.com/we-seem-to-be-at-an-impasse-over-what-24-99-worth-of-shrimp-looks-like/
