Reader of Entrails

@haruspex.bsky.social

Zoo pathologist 🧪💀🧑🏻‍⚕️ She/her 🏳️‍🌈 Unsettling animal facts, inadvisable humor, & ridiculous cat pics. Posts are my own and do not represent current, past, or future employers. My day job: https://www.sciencefriday.com/segments/zoo-animal-deaths

You would think they like each other 💜. They mostly do, but Miles can be annoying enough that he gets his whiskers chewed on. Without having been there, I 💯 know that he found his buddy and forcibly initiated the cuddle, rather than the other way around.

Two sleeping cats, cuddled with their faces pressed together. The near one is mostly white with a few grey spots and short whiskers. The other one is mostly black with some dashing white splotches. The few whiskers visible on the tuxedo cat are long and luxurious.

Today I was told by my boss* that my method of breaking down a carcass was “weirdly impressive, you folded up the whole thing like you were breaking down a cardboard box.” Y’all, if you ever wanna flatter a pathologist. ⤴️ *a clinician, not a pathologist

The Office Isopods did a really lovely job cleaning this tiny northern short-tailed shrew skull. Note the red-enameled teeth, from iron pigment. This species of shrew is the largest we have around here. Also it’s venomous! Shrew bites can be pretty nasty (though unlikely fatal for humans).

A tiny skull about 2 cm long. The incisors are pointy and tipped with a dark red-brown.

Gave a talk today at a the American Society for Microbiology conference, and dang if everyone else in the session had just the wildest coolest SCIENCE, and I was basically the comic relief. Don’t get me wrong, I’m FANTASTIC comic relief, but I was so impressed by everyone’s work.

Brilliant and revolutionary. Libraries are such amazing investments in humanity. What an amazing way to support kids AND teachers AND families. I hope there are field trips to libraries that get them absolutely stoked about everything they can explore with this resource!

Whoa 🤯 in Slow-Mo@0lsi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Chicago made it so every public school student can use their school ID as a #LibraryCard 📚. No forms, no extra steps. It gives over 300k students instant access to #books, #tutoring, and online resources 🙌

Biscuits and gravy. It’s a terrible thing to do to a biscuit, and not a particularly nice thing to do to …whatever you made that gravy from. I get it. When what you’ve got is flour, this is a thing you can make, but <gently pushes away the plate> no thank you. I’ll have my biscuits with butter.

Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 4mo ago

What's the worst food from *your* cuisine? None of that "oh, one region over they eat some awful shit." Remove the beam from your own eye. And I'm calling dibs on aspic, so you can't pick that one. My mom threatened to make it for me the other day.

A dish of aspic: a jellied suspension of shredded meat and vegetables, garnished with a single sad sprig of parsley.

instead of watching the new harry potter trailer, why not pick up some horror books by trans and nb writers for the trans rights readathon?? there are so many good options. For example, check out some of these writers:

Today I met a multi-classed adventure-arachnid! Swords-bard druid? Bard-barian? I’m not sure, but they were living dangerously in a doorway and needed to be removed to continue their campaign in the leaf litter.

A screenshot from the organism ID app Seek noting that I’ve observed a Drumming Sword Wolf Spider for the first time. There are two photos, the one on the left has a robust grey spider with black stripes on a cement background (todays friend) on the right is a reference photo of a browner version with a similar build. 
The bottom of the screen has a green button to view species and a second light green button with a camera icon.

Anyone who has heard my pro-vaccine rants has also heard my fears about polio resurgence. This would kill and paralyze people, mostly kids. One of the scariest things about measles is that it can reduce your protection against things you’re already vaccinated against. Measles is just the beginning.

Tarini Grace@candidkitten.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“The best prevention is: don’t get polio,” he said, highlighting the importance of vaccination.” - Dr Allan “With polio, you’re never going to fix us, and that’s the problem. The only thing to fix polio is the polio vaccine.” - Yours truly Shoutout to @melodyschreiber.com for this amazing work! 💜

Hey, as a librarian I need to tell you: Our funding depends on usage. So go ahead and check out that book even if you don't think you'll finish it. No one will know. Check out that DVD even though you might not like it. Get ambitious in your quest for knowledge.