In this time of extreme division and hatred, can we all agree that these people who bring their dogs into grocery stores and restaurants need to be placed on top of a rocket and fired into the goddamn sun?
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Cole Wagoner 🚀@colewagoner.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat’s the single “best” college football game you’ve attended live? Not necessarily due to your rooting interests, but the best/most tense/entertaining game.
Stan Kroenke walking into crowds like
Hunter's Intense Spear Throw
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov@shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 2d agoMy fav example of ancient societies having thought over tons of legal Qs is the Roman 12 Tables covering ownership of fruit that falls from a tree into a neighbor's land and the proper sentence for throwing an unaimed weapon into a crowd. (The neighbor owns it and a fine of one (1) Ram, btw)
Caitlin Clark is Eastern Conference Player of the Week again. Third time this season. In related news, lol remember this total bullshit?
O.J. Spivey@ojphilly.bsky.social · 2mo ago“Caitlin Clark’s public unmasking leaves the WNBA in a slow-motion Milli Vanilli moment, exposing the unearned currency of its manufactured basketball star.” newsone.com/6862223/how-...
To recap: Corporations are people. AI systems are not people. People are only sometimes people.
Gabriel Malor@gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 3d ago9th Cir.: district court erred in granting a PI for Amazon which blocked people using Perplexity AI's Comet browser from Amazon[dot]com. Held: the CFAA contemplates a user, who must be a *person* not an agentic AI system, who "accessed" Amazon computers. cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
![The relevant provision of the CFAA punishes “[w]hoever . . . intentionally accesses” a “protected computer.” 18 U.S.C. § 1030(a)(2) (emphasis added). In other words, the CFAA contemplates access by a person. However advanced the Assistant currently is, it is a tool, not a person for statutory purposes. See 18 U.S.C. § 921(a)(1) (“The term . . . ‘whoever’ include[s] any individual, corporation, company, association, firm, partnership, society, or joint stock company.”); see also Whoever, Cambridge English Dictionary, [https://perma.cc/YY3TVTJF] (last visited July 16, 2026) (“[T]he person who” (emphasis added)).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:24vva42nxim6zbcmnozegoef/bafkreigf2oa5qz3ozndeah6leg3gjxdsm2xasvn7ngm2653oyunlakk5wu)
They call it Hawks Championship Center because Iowa won so many Big Ten West titles there.
Erin Sorensen@erinsorensen.bsky.social · 3d agoHello from Hawks Championship Center, one day before the #Huskers open preseason practice 👋 We’re set to hear from a number of players here shortly.
How many times can Caitlin Clark say the same thing, only for antagonists to make her their mascot anyway? awfulannouncing.com/wnba/caitlin...
Caitlin Clark addresses Sophie Cunningham controversy for first time, now the media has a choice
Before Sunday, Indiana Fever All-Star Caitlin Clark had not been made available to the media since WNBA All-Star Weekend.
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Chicago bandwagon Liverpool fans right now
Abandon Ship! Telegram Meme
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Chicago Museum of Science and Industry rolling out a West Virginia Simulator.
I hope VT's new strength coach is making players lift bar bells with balls at the end that each say "5 tons"
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
Loling Trump not yashar. But Jesus Christ lol … I guess this is maybe the 30th time Trumps done this, hold me back, hold me back!!! Iran called and said sir …
Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 5d ago1. BREAKING President Trump says the United States is holding off on significant military action in Iran because the Islamic Republic and other Middle Eastern countries have asked for a pause so that a deal can get done.
Me when they posted this lineup on the Wrigley jumbotron
Ralph Wiggum: *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
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Pinstripe Alley@pinstripealley.bsky.social · 5d agothis Yankees lineup on national TV is a cry for help
The members of '5 Seconds of Summer' threw out the first pitch at Wrigley tonight. It took 5 seconds of my summer for the pitch to get to home plate.
Iowa Writers Workshop has existed for 90 years. CNN just discovered it
The total incompetence is funny, except that they dragged innocent people through the criminal law system to satisfy a lunatic's hurt ego.
Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray”@ryanjreilly.com · 6d agoBREAKING: The Trump administration has moved to drop its felony Reflecting Pool case against a former Olympic canoeist, admitting their allegations against David "Davey" Hearn don't hold water.
David Hearn should sue the absolute sh!t out of DOJ and specifically name Pirro after her performance at a news conference earlier this month.
You mean Wino Jeanine was lying again? Shocking.
Scott MacFarlane@macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 6d agoFLASH: Justice Dept seeks to dismiss Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool criminal case against former Olympian David Hearn Trump Admin acknowledges: "Damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in June 2026 was the result of flawed installation by the contractor"
I haven't run to the Predator Handshake Meme Generator so fast in my life
Rich Raho@richraho.bsky.social · 7d agoPope Leo received singer and songwriter Patti Smith in private audience this morning. The Pope and Smith are both Chicago natives. She was accompanied by @antoniospadaro.bsky.social, undersecretary for the Vatican's Dicastery for Culture and Education.
Justified MOTOR CITY chants for Shelley and Sabin! ✋👈 #AEWCollision
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Bonus 241: The Mail-In Voting Applications
What the Court was asked to do on Monday is narrower than much of the coverage suggests—and a grant of relief would be far less significant than it may appear.
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