mass effect 2 loyalty missions be like. fuuuuuuck my dad or kid suuuuucks
Trying a new marketing strategy.
The 500 FINGER FILLET demo is OUT NOW!!! 500 STABS. 20 MINUTES TO ESCAPE. A horror roguelite about stabbing yourself in the hand 500 times to escape a deadly trap. Can you make it out with all your fingers? Or will you bleed out on the table? store.steampowered.com/app/4973880/...
TWO CIGARETTES DEREK: ah, but you clearly couldn’t fathom my true powers! feast your eyes on [TRIPLE SMOKE: THREE CIGARETTES]!
cooks be like “ohohohokwy. oooookay. OHHHHkay, alright. when it RAINS IT POURS. do you want my fuckin FIRSTBORN SON TOO? FUCK me!!!” when two people walk into a restaurant and order two items off the menu
just made up an awesome guy who really loves bringing up spec ops the line because he thought the multiplayer was really fun
looks like it. yep another # eggman thursday
*exhales enormous bong rip* is that minotaur-centaur-robot getting a chainsaw from his pickup?
Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 7d agowe cannot allow this technology to fall into furry hands
"But AI is good for concept/placeholder art!" 1. No it isn't 2. Check out the actual concept art for 500FF. Real sicko shit! The game is way better for having gone through this process with intention!
bummer that “cocksucker” is an inherently homophobic insult because it’s got a really good (i turn and look directly at the camera) mouthfeel.
Every Silent Hill game is an allegory for going somewhere weird that sucks
Me: I had the WORST day. Nothing can come close Katy Perry, recently trapped in a giant bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage: Hm
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
can't really blame doctors for hating weird tricks
We were poor growing up so we had to buy abridged manga. I only got to read The Gist of The North Star
If you head to Reno, folks'll tell you to watch out for the man who shoots people just to watch them die. Overlooks the fact he got arrested. Which does NOT mean Reno is all sunshine and roses! His act soiled the place; it clouds the air. All who dwell there want to watch something die now… but what