New Study Finds Elephants Mourn Cancellation Of Favorite TV Shows https://theonion.com/new-study-finds-elephants-mourn-cancellation-of-favorite-tv-shows/
grace!
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look i have no idea what the rumors are about i dont know who sky is and i sure as hell never blue them if u know me from twitter no u dont any pronouns, 25
remembered this picture existed and honestly i think more of you should be familiar with it
they should come up with more games like blackjack and tetris where the winning condition is the name of the game. Dude i just got a Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
i dont like tom holland, id fight zendaya just to spite her man
i was sitting in the bottom surgery clinic, like usuals thats when i heard the bells approaching of the 🔔 peener snipper guy 🔔
Yes. We are. On purpose. We know why adult right wing men are pushing for 15 year olds to be having more sex and getting pregnant.
Fox News complains that underage teenage girls aren’t getting pregnant enough: “The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 70% in the last 2 decades, which means we are telling people who are young not to have babies.”
My contrarian take on Pluto and planethood is that this is an opportunity to get excited about the whole roster of Dwarf Planets, many of which are named after other mythological figures beyond the Greeks! That's neat! Spare some love for the other 8 dwarf planets!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_p...
“Bad news for publisher HarperCollins: The book-buying subset of MrBeast fans appears to be vanishingly small. Two people close to the project say The Most Dangerous Games is on track to be a historic bomb…”
"does this vegan pastry taste different to the others?" yeah because it's a completely different menu item "does it taste like, vegan?" what the fuck does that mean. it tastes like fucking chocolate.
Norway's state-owned energy giant Statkraft is racing to drown one of the most sacred Indigenous sites in Chile so it can build a mega-dam. The flooding could begin at any moment. Indigenous leader Machi Millaray Huichalaf says global pressure could help. secure.avaaz.org/campaign/en/...
Norway: Stop the flooding!
Norway calls itself a champion of Indigenous rights -- yet its own state-owned company is about to drown a sacred Mapuche river in Chile.
secure.avaaz.org
"friendslop" as a term makes me so angry. this is happinessslop and joyslop ew i hate my friends i hate having funslop with people i care aboutslop im done playing all these goodslop games
parenti was so committed to explaining the third world he even donned the mexico filter for the whole lecture. wow
they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup
haliey welch is no longer in the online collective eye, we're finally post hawk