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Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special

instead of watching whatever the hell speech that man gave, we continued our march through a parks and rec rewatch tonight, fittingly it was season 4 where Leslie runs for city council. That 2012 Obama-era hope for a better future felt so good, hits so different now

Peak Ben Wyatt expression and hair

TAXI DRIVER: Amazing news, you found the crash crab! ME: Oh, that's—wait, don't you mean the cash cab? DRIVER: *pulls off his rubber human mask, revealing himself to be an enormous crustacean, and drives at top speed into the nearest building, killing us both instantly*

senator dickhead mcnospine (D): sending my love to senator graham’s family in this trying time. while we didn’t always agree, we always voted for the same things and hung out with the same people. had some truly great laughs during meetings about the children we bombed. i’ll miss him deeply,