A Catalogue of Feral and Braindead Behavior I Witnessed Working at a Hotel Yesterday A thread🧵

Look how happy this duckling looks to be foraging!!! 🐣 🪶

There is no rudeness, no entitlement, no anti-social and selfish madness you cannot witness at the average American hotel. The class of people in this country with expendable income is a scourge upon the working classes. Hospitality is where any faith in the human race goes to die.

counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

I would like to answer his question! "What happened here?" Because Danville, Virginia is one of the most important towns in America you've never heard of. 🧵

gamera obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social · last mo.

This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him. Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.

I evangelize the library harder than I ever did the Church, and I stand by that.

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Shot:

Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old. Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.

Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say

Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.

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I watched a white man try to abduct a teenage girl yesterday at my job. She came to us for help. That's the only reason nothing bad happened to her. She came to us for help, we protected her, and didn't stop protecting her until she was safe. We gave her back to her mother, safe and sound.

I hate having to deal with every policy decision that means I have to be around people in their early 20s who CAN'T READ!

BULLSHIT!

Walden. Thoreau nearly starved himself to death while living in Emerson's yard, despite his mother doing all of his laundry and cooking his meals, cosplaying as the poor. I'm not conservative in any way and I still want to yell "take a bath, hippie" at him.

Aprilcots@aprilcots.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Heart of Darkness. Full stop. Call of the Wild is a close second. I hated them so much. Also I don’t read Jane Austen. Sorry not sorry. I love Dickens and the Brontes though. Great Expectations is one of my all time true loves. I apologize for nothing. 😬

Just spoke to a very nice man from Texas who works for the feds on the data management side of preventing forest fires. I asked him if AI is encroaching on his territory too. I was... happier before he told me the answer.

A momentary pause here as I just had a fledgling wake up😂

Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli@banditelli.org · 4mo ago

SLEEPY WOOD DUCKLING 🥰🥰 🐣 🪶

Someone at my job took all the cash out of my wallet and stole my credit card. They did the same thing to my work bestie, who just came back today after miscarrying her twins. I'm so angry, I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight.

the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment

Meeting some of the people who work at Albertsons corporate makes me never want to shop there again.

“Fermented all the juice boxes during snack time. I can’t prove it. But I know he did it.”

The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ

“Fermented all the juice boxes during snack time. I can’t prove it. But I know he did it.”

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I work in a hotel and I'm exhausted. I work the jobs of 3 people right now. I wake up and go to work, come home and go to sleep. Repeat repeat repeat. I gotta pay for a new roof on my house. The bitch ain't level for GOD KNOWS what reason, and I can't get the contractor to actually show up.

I was just woken up by a cat who demanded affection at 7 a.m. At the same time, I had a thought that I didn't expect. I miss Richard G. Scott. He's a former apostle to the LDS Church who passed away years ago, for those who don't know. He was also a profoundly loving human being.

I just saw on Instagram that the LDS Church is going to invite members to fast on July 5th for religious liberty to be strengthened across the world. I'm unimpressed for several reasons.🧵

When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo ago

Sen. Roger Marshall on high gas prices: "Freedom is not free. Americans are gonna have to make some sacrifices."

If your dog is in your car with you and you got into an accident, think about what would happen to them during that collision. Think about if and how they would survive air bags deploying, vehicle collapse, or being launched from the windshield or the truck bed. Then put them in a crate.

This was the water bottle I took to church yesterday 🫏

In the day of Judgment, I want one of those pointers with the plastic index fingers on them. The one from that delightful genre of videos where spouses shame each other for nonsense behavior by comedically pointing with them. I want to air my grievances to people exactly like that.