Heidi Harley

@heidiharley.bsky.social

linguistiks knitting kids kats ceramiks and everything with /k/ or 'k', I just decided she/her

between medical bureaucracy and secondary education bureaucracy and travel bureaucracy I feel like I'm floating through a blizzard of forms and choices, some of which are mandatory, some optional, some not relevant to me at all. I can't tell which is which and am just flailing and hoping.

I swear if the school district parent communication team doesn’t stop sending multiple messages to per day I am going to bury my phone at midnight in an unmarked grave. It’s summer vacation ffs!!

F’ing Claude hallucinated a clinical trial for an aggressive cancer that a family member has. “This is very interesting — there are actually two distinct next-generation developments coming out of City of Hope that may be what you're hearing about.” Reader, there aren’t. There is only one.

I am going to watch the sh*t out of the future sports movie about this Cape Verde team. Can you imagine the little subplots of the story, the team’s-eye view of this surreal experience… just IMAGINE if they beat Saudi Arabia and Spain beats Uruguay and they make it out of the group.

9yo, finally drifting off to sleep after tumultuous bedtime with yelling on all sides: <yawn> I have a question. Me, ready for anything: Ok! 9yo: What is the opposite of soaking wet? Me: Bone dry. 9yo: Ok. <falls asleep > Me: ….

“Through these revisions, the rule would ensure equal access to qualifying facilities would be provided in accordance with the sex of an individual based on his or her immutable biological classification as either male or female rather than the ever-shifting concept of self-assessed gender identity…

Tilly Bridges@tillybridges.bsky.social · 3mo ago

this is open to every american to comment on, and it only has 220 total comments! if we want to stop this we need a LOT more please share and encourage your cis friends to do the same, we need you!

I don’t like this. A test for taking a test. Recursive standardized testing for 8yos. I mean, I do test my students on the content of my syllabus, but maybe I shouldn’t. I don’t like it. (See alt text for actual linguistic worry about it).

A sheet with questions about how to use the equipment to take an ORF test (Oral Reading Fluency). It’s clear by the end that it’s a one-shot attempt at creating a recording with no backsies for technical difficulties. Almost certainly autograded by a machine, I imagine. Hope it can cope with different varieties of English. I bet it can’t.

Can you read English cursive? Ever wanted to volunteer from the comfort of home for a useful cause? Have I got an offer for you... The Newberry Library in Chicago is always in need of transcribers to help decipher historical handwritten documents. If this is you, learn more about it below:

If you read cursive, the Newberry has a job for you.

The Newberry Library in Chicago is scouting transcribers to demystify its handwritten collection. As Dan Kelly wrote in yesterday’s Chicago, the archive’s hunt for “living Rosetta…

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This is the NSF program that funds all of linguistics (and which funded my graduate study). Because of course knowing about how language works is woke nonsense that couldn't possible be in anyone's national interest 🫠

Pam Davis-Kean, PhD@umpamdk.bsky.social · 4mo ago

The NSF 2027 budget has noted that they will close out the Social, Behavioral, and Economic Science Program (SBE). This is not a good thing. nsf-gov-resources.nsf.gov/files/FY-202...