New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
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Husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son
El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
NEW: Police in Wisconsin used Flock to determine that a man “travels to Michigan frequently,” where marijuana is legal, then back to Wisconsin, where it is illegal. They then used his travel across state lines as tracked by Flock as part of the probable cause justification to search his car.
Cops Used Flock to Track a Man Across State Lines to Create Pretext to Search His Car for Weed
"The vehicle travels to Michigan frequently which is a known source state for marijuana as it is legal there," a probable cause justification reads.
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It’s a war against the rest of humanity and we need to take it a lot more seriously www.theguardian.com/business/ng-...
Revealed: major oil firms make $93bn profits amid war and climate crisis
Iran conflict windfall over three months reignites calls for companies ‘cashing in on human misery’ to pay for environmental damage
theguardian.com
New York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Mamdani Is Shunning New York Business Leaders Who Are Used to Calling the Shots
The mayor fired corporate leaders from a city fund’s advisory board in the latest sign that he is changing the way such power brokers access City Hall.
on.wsj.com
my food: vitaminless my turds: odorless my movements: orgasms knicks in 4gasms
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 24h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
why do newspapers still have opinion sections at all. we have the Internet. i spend all day getting facefucked by opinions
payched to finally get to see this movie
Caroline von Golum@carolineavenue.bsky.social · yesterdayDon't be the only shmuck without "Revelations of Divine Love" on your EOY list! And definitely DON'T be the only shmuck with out a "Divine Love" hat, ONLY available at screenings! Tonight at Braindead Studios! 🎟️ studios.wearebraindead.com/movies/fairf...
Don't be the only shmuck without "Revelations of Divine Love" on your EOY list! And definitely DON'T be the only shmuck with out a "Divine Love" hat, ONLY available at screenings! Tonight at Braindead Studios! 🎟️ studios.wearebraindead.com/movies/fairf...
Fairfax Film Festival: Revelations of Divine Love
Between pandemics, people’s revolts and male institutions, this period film cheekily combines fantastic psychedelia and handmade sets. Inspired...
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Tessa Strain@tessastrain.bsky.social · yesterdayJust think…if you come to this tonight you will not have to craft an elaborate lie about how you saw this movie in its first run ten years from now!
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
imagine whipping someone's ass so bad they build their adult life around it
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 2d agothese dumb fucking skanks man if my entire career path was ‘whining that trans women might be better than me at something’ i wouldn’t be able to sleep for the shame of it
oneust imagine the people cumming in hell until theyre frothing at the mouth happy
JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 3d agoThey're Cumming In Hell Until They're Frothing At The Mouth! Anal x Orgy x S&M x Creampie Sex 4 Hour BEST
She’s a seventh year bench guard pouring in eight a night on efficient role play, it’s less Draymond and more like if we all had to hear about what Gary Payton II had to think about everything
Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao!@drewhamm5.bsky.social · 3d agoSorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete
“He grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought” is instantly iconic unfortunately.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoSen. John Kennedy on Trump's blatant reflecting pool lies: "The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know if he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking out loud ... he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."
hes in the lab mixing beakers of different colored liquids
Stereogum@stereogum.com · 6mo agoThe notoriously apolitical Jelly Roll says he plans to speak out about politics "in the next week"
Family to sue after woman released from ICE custody froze to death www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Family to sue after woman released from ICE custody froze to death
Exclusive: Daphy Michel, from Haiti, was dropped off in Pittsburgh in 20F temperatures wearing summer clothes
theguardian.com
this is that tweet about business school chalkboard with like "revenue - overhead = profit" on it or whatever
The Irish Times@irishtimes.com · 7mo agoAI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
both of jack reacher's names and the combination of his names are all slang for hand jobs
Parents are fed up with friends and relatives giving their kids “personalized” AI-generated storybooks with characters resembling their kids. Apart from data privacy concerns, literacy experts say these garbled and convoluted narratives could be an impediment to learning how to read.
Boomers Can’t Stop Gifting Their Grandkids AI-Generated Slop Books
Parents are getting fed up with garbled bedtime stories that feature characters based on actual photos of their children.
wired.com
An officer reported other cops for using racist, sexist and homophobic slurs at work, filed an Internal Affairs complaint & submitted recordings of the other cops being bigoted as evidence b/c otherwise nothing would be done about it. He’s now charged with 16 felonies & could get 13 years in prison.
Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 5d agoLAPD officer who recorded colleagues' racist comments to be charged with felony eavesdropping
its funny to read the oddysaey as nolan apologizing for making superhero movies acceptable for adults to care about
this is a car advertisement
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d agoNew from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...
i do not understand what the non-nefarious use case for this even is
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d agoNew from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...