There’s a young disabled man sitting behind home plate on this Rockies broadcast. I wonder if he likes baseball the same way that I do. The crack of the bat, the smell of the grass. “Peanuts, get yr peanuts here!”. Or if it in a different way. much to ponder

Pull up to the Hud on 10/9 if you want an ass beating 👊💥

Bill Nighy: The Science Gighy. Is this anything

I gotta go to da bathroom! 😛

Can I ask something w/o anybody getting mad at me

PROMISE THE IMPOSSIBLE DELIVER AAAABSOLUTELY NOOOOOOOTHINGGGG MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR EVEN ASKING

Those TopDog Law radio ads make me wanna break into my own house, those things are capable of stirring up unsafe amounts of hype

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This is what the freakin’ loaf of sourdough bread I just threw away looked like! ACK!!!

The Xylom@thexylom.com · 10mo ago

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two milky boys, they say. strong bones, they say.

MY MILKY BOYS!!!!

Gotta love big milky boys

My milky boys

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Don't give Ur energy To anybody. All this rituals they do is to harvest Energy. Its time for Pip to know the top 1% and the Ancient families are Ur Enemies. But U are in control. U control Ur soul Don't Fret Meditate Know urself DETACH, LET GO. Don't be Scared when the Fears Gone only U WILL REMAIN.

I love my corn

There are so many DRIPPING WET JUGS 🍼🍼 on the computer just WAITIN’ to be stared at 👀👀.. ya just gotta know where to look 😎

Dang, first Kavinsky, and now Glen Hansard. Being a very recently deceased fiftysomething European musician is so Hot right now. Liam Gallagher! I call upon you to Do the Honorable Thing and close the circle! Complete the trifecta! You’re running out of time!

what if you light a candle in a room flooded with artificial light. Better luck next time

Ursula K. Le Guin Bot@leguinbot.bsky.social · last wk.

To light a candle is to cast a shadow.

For my entire life, the Italian sandwich has been the boater's pleasure

Coffee… toffee.. what if there was a 3rd offee. perhaps noffee?

when I said “how’s your ice cream” I meant give me the rest of it

It’s SO TRUE!!!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😡🤬🥵😳🥶🥸 THIS ONLY HAPPENS HERE!!!!!!!!

pull those ass cheeks open Danny DeVito, I’m trying to see somethin’ 💦

Neil Pajamas@agrippanothing.bsky.social · 2w ago

Can't wait for Always Sunny season 47 when Danny Devito shows hole.

Sweet Lou cleans no man’s poop

Using food to show where I grew up

Liberty Biberty slashed Limu Emu’s throat and bled him out until he stopped screaming and he made Doug watch

Coach Jerry (referee 🔵)@gopher33j.bsky.social · 2w ago

BURN IN HELL YOU DEMON