Christian Norgaard was the last player to be sent off during an Everton men's game at Goodison Park. #EFC
"I just got a job as a waiter." "The pay isn't great, but it puts food on the table."
Got sent this by a friend. Andy at the deck playing “Oops Upside Your Head” as I look in disgust.
Of course the smoke alarm decides now would be a great time to beep annoyingly to ask for a new battery. I'll just balance precariously whilst ripping out the current battery. If I'm not around tomorrow it'll be because I've knocked myself out or there's been a fire.
1969, The Hit Factory, NYC. Iggy prepares to lay down a vocal for The Stooges' debut LP. John Cale is in the producer's chair📸Glen Craig
I once trolled Mumsnet with "my 5 year old won't drink coffee unless I put 4 or 5 sugars in it, is this normal?" If you were one of the outraged mums rushing to defend my kids from caffeine - I'm not in the least sorry. It was glorious.
Top class chanting and barrelling about from Royal Antwerp fans at London bridge. Off to play Millwall.
Hey up people of Twitter! The Missus Wife @gailmyerscough.co.uk has had a bit of a slow old week so on this payday weekend if you’d be so kind enough to visit her site you’ll find a whole host of lovely things. Thank you! www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
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I've often pondered the dilemma faced by Yorkshire vegans... What one of these two facts do they tell you first? #YorkshireDay
I've spent all my money on the Edinburgh Fringe and haven't received loads of late payments yet haha. If you like my stuff and would like to support me, you can do it here, but if you don't want to that is also allowed. -bz xo ko-fi.com/zafarcakes
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Went to the cinema & a couple sat by me, & were grumbling & then got up and moved & it made me feel paranoid. What had I done? Then they called the manager out and & pointing at the seat which had dry white stains. Manager scratched at it and tasted it. Ice cream not spunk. The bravery of that man.
I often wonder what people who don't like football talk to strangers about
Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 6d agoSpeaking as a man who has zero interest in sport, I can tell you it's a real drawback in life. Making male friends is so much harder when you can't fall back on talking about "the match" or whatever. And matey conversation with tradesmen is virtually impossible.
Fucking hell as if receiving automated rejection letters for jobs wasn't bad enough.
Mayo beat 75-year-old ‘curse’ to become Gaelic football champions
Mayo beat 75-year-old ‘curse’ to become Gaelic football champions
Team to return for euphoric homecoming after winning all-Ireland men’s final against Kerry, ending decades of defeats
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The Morecambe & Wise Show (27th July 1963). 'I'm playing all the right notes, they're not necessarily in the right order'. M & W and the original version of the Grieg piano concerto sketch.
Seems goalkeeping is healthier than singing! ====================== This is Luciano Pavarotti at age 19. His initial ambition was to be a professional football goal keeper. In his 20's he became a professional singer. It's all written up in Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luciano...
“The famine is over! The curse be damned!! Hit the nuclear button! Mayo have won the All-Ireland!!” An all-time great sports commentary moment from Stephen Grealis and Martin McHugh on Mayo’s Midwest Radio. #gaa
