Henchman is another term for wingman.

Gotham is DARK WOKE. I will ALWAYS refer to you by your chosen pronouns when I send your family your severed head in a box.

If I don't get a henchmen job RIGHT NOW I'm going to crash the stock market. You know. Like more than it usually does.

You break into someone's house /one time/ while they're tripping balls on allergy medicine and suddenly you're 'the Hat Man' 🙄🙄🙄

Would you like to see what happens.

Trickshot@henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Would you like to see what happens.

Would you like to see what happens.

Trickshot@henchmanforhire.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Would you like to see what happens.

Would you like to see what happens.

Only suckers complain about shitty roads and bad public infrastructure after NOT PAYING THEIR TAXES

You know it's funny, I heard the Wayne family has a swear jar too. And I think Bruce has just about as many kids running around that place as the Bat has sidekicks. I guess everyone with a lot of young people needs a swear jar.

[slips Cloak Kid another $100 so they can finish cursing out Tim]

"Ohhh were those felt tip copics?"

Playing pool at a shady bar in the worst part of Gotham. They've shed their hat and coat, so they're just in their sleeveless black tunic and gloves. Readying their cue.

“Whatever comes my way, whatever battle I have raging inside me, there is always a choice. It's the choices that make me who I am. I can always choose to do what's right. Whatever life holds in store, I can never look the other way. Not again.” ♡ + ↻

ALT:

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Oh did I show up just in time for another episode of Boss's psychopathic gay crush crashout?? Awesome.

Where's the Invincible Universe. [knocks on 4th wall] Let me play with your freaks!!!!

Never Forget 🙏

Hello timeline! I'm here to upset all of you once again!

//the news wasn't good. I'm sorry. I will not be around much. I don't know for how long. If you see this reposted, it's by one of my alts. Frog mun says you're all great friends. And keep me and my family in your thoughts.

I hate waking up and none of you did anything interesting. I'm going back to bed.

//i had a dream last night that Trickshot met Bill Cipher They did NOT get on

I just had an analog horror nightmare that actually scared me. I'm embarrassed. The super predictable glitchy scream. And oh yeah? Is that characters mouth gonna get bigger and its eyes turn red? No one's thought of that before. Still got me. Dammit. Dammit.

Rose I need you to listen to me very very carefully. I want him to eat me alive. I want him to bite my ass and leave a chunk missing like a cartoon donut with a bite taken out do you understand me.

【 MOVED ACCOUNTS 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 8mo ago

No! ... it's just to agree with you. I don't think it's that far-fetched to like you though!! You're really sweet under all those scales and teeth.

Whenever someone uses he/him pronouns without asking me I assume they have been ogling my bulge. Presumptuous of you but very understandable. You may continue!

How long did Batman deal with nipple chafe before he learned to tape those things.

Someone just asked me if I forgot to pick up my Adderall prescription for some reason. What a completely insane and uncalled for thing to ask me.

Me when I say 'yaoi hole ambrosia'

//hm. Shakes brain. Filter is out again

Did I say that? Probably. Changed my mind.

Sonar@screechcoin.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I thought you were quitting to join the rodeo?

I log onto social media. I rattle off the first three thoughts to cross my head. I slap Riddler on the ass. I log off.