Juan Carlos
@hernameisjuan.bsky.social
I used to be a buttery croissant then a witch turned me into a human
I also saw a flying squirrel tn, oh the Chicago wildlife!!
We joke about a gay card, but I do think it should be a real thing that gives you discounts
Texted OOMF pictures of a tomato as big as my HEAD and that I wish we could share it like we're two little mouses [mice] sharing a regular sized tomato 🥺🍅
JK Rowling is one of the biggest most destructive bigots of our time and I’m glad I can still say that without fear of her suing me for it here in America.
Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · last wk.Amnesty have issued an apology to JK Rowling and the rest. Adjust your expectations, and donations, accordingly www.amnesty.org.uk/latest/an-ap...
Went to catch "Maddie's Secret" after visiting the dry cleaners and getting a haircut!! Nothing can hurt me 😌
Got overwhelmed trying to get my kid a videogame @ Best Buy
i have khive posted about the genocide that has killed thousands of children forgive me i am just a bloodthirsty neolib so heartless, so wrong
JP@johnathanperk.bsky.social · 2w agoDo the “leftists” who claim Israel’s genocide in Gaza was their end-all-be-all reason they refused to vote for Harris know Benjamin Netanyahu will be in the U.S. attending Lindsey Graham’s funeral tomorrow? We should expect you folks to protest the war criminal’s presence in your country right?
i bet having a jester in your court felt so genius whenever you got bored…
Walked past a guy with a classic Chicago accent who was emphatically gesturing to his girlfriend say, "It's just diarrhea. It won't last forever!" The lettuce discourse has reached the streets.
This is the point in Sim City where you’re like well I’m fucked
Max Berger@maxberger.bsky.social · 3w agoCool cool cool cool cool cool cool
