Brown Anthony™
@anthelonious.bsky.social
I have an astigmatism but I try not to brag about it. (He/him) Chicago but I'll always be an insufferable Texan
OK, maybe they are a monopoly, but imagine thinking we need MORE LinkedIn-esque sites. That's like saying "Why did you seal off that broken bathroom that's overflowing with sewage? Open the door so everyone can enjoy it!"
Reuters@reuters.com · 33m agoLinkedIn executives can be questioned in antitrust lawsuit, judge rules reut.rs/459EnUZ
"No, literally cooking. She is OBSESSED with Ree Drummond. Every day she's making some kind of casserole or loaf. It's getting out of control. She's like, 'Call me Pioneer Riri' and I'm like 'OK, if that's what you want.' But the kids think it's really weird."
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 3h agoRihanna is actively working on new music, A$AP Rocky reveals: “She in the studio right now.[…] Like, bro, she working. She cooking, no funny sh*t. Damn, I’ma get in trouble for this.” (youtu.be/o7OOxa2F8EM?...)
🎵 Lane's contraflow Bike out your soul I'd rather ride Than take a Waymo 🎵
Tom Flood@tomflood.bsky.social · 7h agoPretty bike machine. Trent Reznor, Lolla‘91 📸ground control
THE NEXT BIG PHONE INNOVATION: They detect when you're using the loudspeaker on public transport and explode in your face
I've seen enough: Hometown gal Madonna has won the Michigan primary.
Gen Z wants less sex in movies. I just need to know why the New Yorker is so horny.
Brown Anthony™@anthelonious.bsky.social · last wk.The New Yorker needs to find Jesus.
Somebody, wake up Michael Frayn. I've found his sequel to "Noises Off."
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this
Are they gonna ring a bell or raise a flag to let us know when we can eat lettuce again?
Critics are really in love with Hulu's "Furious," and I think it's just perfectly fine. And now I'm obsessively reading every critique I can of it to understand why the praise is so effusive and what I'm missing. I need Emily Wilson and Joyce Carol Oates to weigh in.
however it is ESSENTIAL that you make sure you note the key differences:
Chris Arrison@murderwizard.bsky.social · 2d agodoes your favorite artist use AI? look for the signs
Thread: Here's how we could still get "Tár" on IMAX screens and break the record for highest grossing film of all time. 1/534
Really loved The Odyssey but it bugs me a little how they felt the need to change the language for modern audiences
When the audience applauded for a cameo during "I Want Your Sex," I thought "This is the queer version of everyone clapping at the end of Batman Begins when they show the Joker card."
"Every time I see this rat drinking a glass of wine, it looks like you." - soon to be ex-OOMF to me just now
i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like
This is one of many Dan Futterman roles that made me think he was gay. That he went on to write "Capote" only added to that.
Ian@comicbookian.bsky.social · 5d agoAnd if you were in a darker mood… lol
Look, I don't know much about this issue, but according to the media I consume which is carefully engineered to piss me off,
Once again, making the Confessions II videos Madonna won't.
Brown Anthony™@anthelonious.bsky.social · last wk.Madonna needs to release more full-length videos for this album or I'm going to have to continue to make my own.
I, someone who doesn't watch MCU movies, had a lot of questions after watching Spider-Man. And that's still somehow way fewer questions than I have after finishing all 10 episodes of "Cape Fear."
The ultimate "Gloria" /" In Excelsis Deo" mashup
Rich Raho@richraho.bsky.social · 5d agoPope Leo received singer and songwriter Patti Smith in private audience this morning. The Pope and Smith are both Chicago natives. She was accompanied by @antoniospadaro.bsky.social, undersecretary for the Vatican's Dicastery for Culture and Education.
Two in the middle: surprising musical numbers Two on the outside: Julianne Moore is a mom going through A LOT
Jorge (he/him)@motoridersd.pug.ninja · 5d agoSome new, some old faves. #LastFourWatched
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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I admire Spider-Man's parents for combining their surnames when they named him. OK, hyphenating icons! 🫰🏾🫰🏾🫰🏾
