Esper Pixie Dream Girl 🧚
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felt like rngdle's ultralimited poetry composer was the only actually interesting part of the whole thing, so i spun it off into my own daily web "game". everyone gets the same 30-40 words each day to compose a prose poem with fridge magnet poetry tiles. fridgle.net #gamedev
$20 BILLION over budget already, and projected to go billions of dollars more overbudget. $34-billion+ for one subway line. Premier Doug Ford continues to cheer on Metrolinx executives, keeps adding new vice-president positions. Only in Ontario. (Metrolinx refuses to give B-Line LRT estimates)
Ontario Line cost has tripled from original 2019 projection: Metrolinx CEO - Toronto | Globalnews.ca
The head of Ontario's regional transit agency says the price tag so far for the Ontario Line is at about $34 billion, which is triple the government's original cost projection.
globalnews.ca
Today's Standard bans mean I get to brew some absolute bullshit.
Today's update to the Banned & Restricted List features changes to Standard, Legacy, and Vintage. Read about the changes and formats on DailyMTG: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Banned and Restricted Announcement – August 10, 2026
See statements regarding Standard, Legacy, and Vintage. Changes will be effective August 10, 2026.
magic.wizards.com
I fucking long living next to a green space. There are so many DOGS.
A chick watching a 3-hour video essay about a lost episode of a TV show that was canceled before his egg hatched.
I didn’t paint and attach thousands of individual popcorns to model trees just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”
Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
These Mystery Booster Commander cards look whack. I enjoy commander from time to time and I definitely enjoy commander content.. but my god these cards look MISERABLE.
2-3, barely shy of top 8. Forgot how to play versus one of my best matchups like.. fundamentally 🤪
Running a deck I dub “WU UB Prisonbender” @ an RCQ tomorrow. 🥊 Knock your opponent off tempo by plotting/airbending their spells. 🫣 Cheat in a riddler, flash in T’Challa on your next upkeep in resp. to ephemerate’s rebound & draw an extra card during your draw step moxfield.com/decks/vF2fAU...
Zoominoes is a fun new game made by several awesome Magic players. You can play all day, but you can also just spend a few minutes on a level. It's *perfect* for streamers to fill some time between games! Try it out, only $12.74 on Steam right now. There are animals and numbers! 🐒🐢🐦🦋💯
Running a deck I dub “WU UB Prisonbender” @ an RCQ tomorrow. 🥊 Knock your opponent off tempo by plotting/airbending their spells. 🫣 Cheat in a riddler, flash in T’Challa on your next upkeep in resp. to ephemerate’s rebound & draw an extra card during your draw step moxfield.com/decks/vF2fAU...
WU UB Prisonbender - Modern
Tempo deck that aims to plot/airbend opponent spells until you can cast Avatar’s Wrath or flip one of your heroes. Plot 🤝 Airbending
moxfield.com
Let’s make New York a province of Canada tbh (consensually, and if they wanted it)
BREAKING: New York just sued Kalshi — alleging it’s an illegal gambling operation. New York AG Letitia James alleges Kalshi failed to obtain a state gambling license and pay taxes. Her office is seeking an order enjoining Kalshi’s operations, plus fines, restitution and forfeiture of profits.
🌈 2010. 🎶 Erasure's Always plays as you mash Z, chasing that high score 🏆 and your best sparkly unicorn life 🦄 ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK still runs thanks to preservation & emulation via Ruffle. Flash is gone 👋, but your favorite games don't have to be. 🌐 Play it now! archive.org/details/robo...
shoutout to magic cards where the water is like ~~
"No ethical consumption" means "it's okay that you HAVE to buy your groceries from a terrible corporation, you NEED to eat" not, "it's okay to buy the video game device from zionist alt-right war profiteer"
If there is one lesson I have learned in this fucking awful, exhausting culture war, it is that if you dont stand for something then the people watching you will see that it's okay to not stand for something. Every Tim Horton's purchase you don't make now makes Harry Potter more harmful to market.
Don't fucking buy Tim Horton's food, y'all. Don't buy anything that ties with with Harry Potter. DO NOT GIVE THAT GARBAGE PERSON ANY MORE OF YOUR MONEY. She doesn't need another cent of it. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
The shitty, cheap clothing store I started at & opened a decade+ ago closed recently and GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
Atheist folks can and do enjoy playing Touhou and they’re still atheist because playing Touhou is inherently brat
"you shouldn't be so hard on yourself" well according to user superfuck7 I need to improve several aspects of my character so
Incorrect. 1) Pride and Prejudice 2) X-Man 3) Bleach or Naruto if we’re talking actual likeliness to partner w/ an anime 4) Minecraft 5) Another Fallout set
Here are some of my guesses for the upcoming unannounced UB sets: 1) *insert -another- Marvel set here* 2) Attack on Titan 3) DC (probably Batman or Justice League) 4) Demon Slayer or Jujutsu Kaisen 5) Dune