EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.

Slurms MacKenzie@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 19h ago

Might post some good environment news every so often to showcase that it's not over yet and there are good things happening, we just have to fight for it First: beavers are basically magical creatures that help with drought and flooding, and we're reintroducing them more and more

Report: 87% Of Americans Unaware They Have Been Chosen In Later Rounds Of MLB Draft https://theonion.com/report-87-of-americans-unaware-they-have-been-chosen-1819577884/

Imagine Shoeless Joe Jackson, disgraced should-be Hall of Famer, walking through the cornfield and seeing this absolute bullshit on the wall.

the new septa bus signs have such a small font for the number AND the description and i don't like them. also why white on black???

"Some of the items found in the river, notably the identification tags and motorcycle, are remarkably well-preserved due to the mixture of harbour sludge and oil found on the river bed" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Danube river's low water levels reveal remains of WWII German soldiers in Hungary

A remarkably well-preserved motorcycle and identification tags were found alongside the bodies.

bbc.co.uk

working on some quilts today and seeing three hundred year old domestic textiles always has me like

she ran decisively on pro trans policies and won by 20 points

Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · 3d ago

Decision Desk HQ projects Peggy Flanagan wins the MN US Senate Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 11:20 PM EDT

🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 
🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 
🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse

after cataloging my hundredth sherd of the day, i DO be feeling this rn

Buckinghamshire Archives@bucksarchives.bsky.social · 4d ago

slow day in the office so we're starting beef with archaeologists

gluten free goldfish coming in november. i am so on the floor rn

"derek hill does it again" really wasn't a phrase i expected to hear all the time this season

Phillies win, and all it cost was the collective sanity of anyone who witnessed these 3 hours, 30 minutes of Major League Baseball.

oh thank fuck

i'd like to thank the phillies for NOTHING

kruk: was that a hit? tmac: it’s pending kruk: well I can’t fit that in this box

It hurts, but especially during alumni weekend this needs to keep being talked about.

Dave The Splatter@davethesplatter.bsky.social · last wk.

www.inquirer.com/news/inq2/as...

CHOOCH!!!!

no you're crying watching the chase utley highlight reel

It means I’m still gay-but-straight-for-Chase.

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · last wk.

DOUBLE RAINBOW ACROSS THE SKY WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Ground to Air Message: ALL GOOD. THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE. ITS GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO FLY PLANES THESE DAYS Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA A: #a8a5ab8ed5a F: #f089ad6543d

just fyi that tomorrow is national lighthouse day & there's still time to get me a present* in case you forgot *tell me your favorite lighthouse & why

Shout out to my fellow glasses wearers today.

welcome to thursday. today's weather is soup. have fun walking around with soup air

Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it

that noise was his HEAD going into the FENCE? fuck

derek hill, please don't die. you're our only hope

i would say it's on gwen pepperoni to decide whether to accept ken jennings' apology, but he didn't apologize.

the best of america

Jamie@crayonsocialism.bsky.social · last wk.

I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day.