🌟 Their Immaculate Majesty, King Hivemoon 🌟

@hivemoon.bsky.social

Sixth Hexkingdom Authority - Divine Hymenopteran Ruler, definitely not an unholy lich. Humiliation Expert #1. Any capitalized pronouns. Most desirable and powerful liege. I'M OVER 600 YEARS OLD

his majesty has chosen to show off his deadly court jester. tell her she's pretty!! do it or i'll kill and kill and kill

🌟 Their Immaculate Majesty, King Hivemoon 🌟@hivemoon.bsky.social · 5h ago

Look at My darling @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social in her lovely new collar...I am so lucky. You see, the jingly bells say "royal amusement and fun", and the rest of her says "killing and hurting and eating with terrible teeth and claws". Luckily, this IS lots of fun!❀️ My horrible horrible jester. MINEπŸ₯°

My vampire in her jester-themed bell adorned collar.

today is another "cat regression" kinda night, i.e. i'm very very tired but instead of acting more childlike it makes me act like a lazy panther sitting comfortably on a pile of bloodied meat. can't talk or form words good but still will kill you super dead as soon as i can be bothered to get up

my hairdresser is so fucking funny. i mentioned that i was nervous about getting my hair bleached for the first time me: i know it's not rational, but you know, what if all my hair melts and falls off? them: oh! well if it does i'll kill myself πŸ™‚