Trump is a funko pop owner

I always forget how much more of a person you feel like when you're not drinking

Authentic parmigiano-reggiano will change your life.

scaaron 👻@imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 1h ago

what’s the best cheese and why is it pepper jack?

I don't say "wasted". I prefer the term "fighting drunk".

Put a tube down my throat and suck all this phelgm out. My throat can take it.

Ms Rachel from the top ropes

Fucking 1984 shit.

jentrification ♎@jentrification.com · 51m ago

"Moms for Liberty is deploying artificial intelligence to monitor school board agendas across more than 13,000 school districts nationwide, giving parents advance warning about controversial policies before local officials vote on them, Fox News Digital has learned."

I talked with my almost bf almost all day.

I hate everything more than usual.

Hosey Leopardo@hoebigcat.bsky.social · 1h ago

The weird guy who always looks like you can smell him from 3 blocks away has an opinion on televised murder.

can we just have the malls back instead of public executions

The weird guy who always looks like you can smell him from 3 blocks away has an opinion on televised murder.

Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 1h ago

To "revel in the death of those who truly deserve it...is normal, good, and aligned with our natural and national order," Anduril co-founder Palmer Luckey wrote on X.

The fuq is this?

hey i’m josh@kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 2h ago

Wait until you see the Ally flag. The ally part takes up 2/3 of the whole flag which is a metaphor for allies taking up too much room in the conversation

We keep losing to a party that does shit like this and mistakes a Bensalem landscaping company for one of the most famous hotels on earth and we should collectively feel bad about that

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 9h ago

OOPS GOP ad buyer mixes up Portlands, spends money meant to help Maine Sen. Susan Collins in Oregon The PAC boosting Collins is "absolutely furious" at the "ridiculous error" made by the buyer, which takes blame and has refunded the money. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

El Penis

My favorite thing about the Snow Leopard is that they're actually very chubby and bulky. They aren't sleek at all like someone might think big cats to be.

It's homophobic that I can't just float in the Void, untethered from Time.

Alot of millennial/Gen-xers out tonight.

For sooth deez nuts bitch

I am the Grand Emperor of psyching myself out of doing things.

The Pumpkins

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · yesterday

Name your fav band/artist when you were 18.

When they said this phone was a mid grade model they weren't kidding.

My memory's getting better.

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Eerily Jen ("what, like it's Halloween?") 🩵🩷👻🩷🩵@transducer.bsky.social · yesterday

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5 bucks? I'd buy it!

Adam Ragusea@aragusea.bsky.social · yesterday

You can’t say the newspaper business didn’t try to modernize.

High af. I love NY!

I'm in my early 40s and I'm school girl giddy, y'all🤠

No more sincere posting from me. Just homosexual jokes and hatin'.

Reading seems like the hip thing to do.

I wouldn't say trouble follows me as much as I'm the origin point from which the trouble radiates outward.