“We’ve recruited a Nazi who is well qualified to teach the police about combating extremism and antisemitism” is maybe the most 2020s British politics sentence I have seen so far this decade
this is actually true, by the way, once you realise what we believe journalism to be is confined to about three rooms in the BBC and Channel Four and a buzzsawed hard drive in the Guardian's basement, and they are despised by the REAL journalists doing the hard work of regime stenography
there‘s an old line attributed to Max Planck, ”science advances one funeral at a time” - in the UK we’ve decided that advancement isn’t quite what we’re after, so our funerals are fabulous ways to reinforce and place ourselves in the same order that’s existed since the 1830s
There's one big club in the UK, you're definitely not in it and you're *absolutely* not allowed to criticise anyone who is.
What more fitting way to remember Rod Liddle’s life and work than by making nasty jokes about someone who can’t answer back
hey everyone I’ve just been kicked in the head by a horse and wanted to share something I think meets our cultural and political moment perfectly
Sad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.
Can’t even joke about guillotining fascists anymore, game’s gone
My entire personality is niche but serious ethical stances. I‘m a hoot at parties.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
tuned into Palace vs Famalicao at Como's stadium out of sheer boredom. depending on their adhd diagnosis whoever the camera operator at Como's ground is needs to either massively increase or massively reduce their amphetamine usage because they're swinging the view around like Uwe Boll
Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.
Britain also used to really believe this until Suez, at which point the reality of the geopolitical shift of the preceding 30 years set in and a huge volume of bills suddenly came due
Only the US and Israel seem to believe that their own soldiers are exempt from the wars they themselves wage.
Only the US and Israel seem to believe that their own soldiers are exempt from the wars they themselves wage.
The settler mobs operate on tacit approval from the Israeli government and the IDF are on hand to protect them in case anyone shoots back. This gets to the core of it though: Palestinians - as subhumans, within the Israeli system - have no recognised right to self-defence.
also lots of them were deliberately gendered purely for the purpose of keeping women out and stopping them from enjoying themselves and playing sports!
the whole "women's sports exist to protect women from men" framing is hilarious, given that a lot of these divisions were initially formed because men were deeply embarrassed any time a woman beat them at a sport olympic shooting was mixed gender right up until a woman won the gold
banned from the pro evo forums for demanding vinicius’ chad surgery be modded in to competitive games
angrily throwing a baguette because I lost the bet and now don't have $1m or $50k
absolutely stunned* to hear that hacks are taking bungs from industry lobbyists for ostensibly independent pieces in national newspapers *not surprised in the least
Lobbying giant filmed offering reporter payment for flattering client coverage in national press
Exclusive: Guardian investigation of CT Group uncovers practice that appears to seek hidden influence over public opinion
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watching a balatro speedrun is like a glimpse into a parallel universe
[Vince McMahon interested face] "AI is likely the most significant technology in human history" [Vince McMahon falling back in chair] "says the UK's new Minister for Artificial Intelligence" [Lasers exploding out of Vince McMahon's head] "in a LinkedIn post"
"AI is likely the most significant technology in human history," says Kanishka Narayan MP, the UK's new Minister for Artificial Intelligence, in a Linkedin post www.linkedin.com/posts/kanish... #techpolicy #AIpolicy #PPEOxford #koolaid
he said he was going to build houses for the homeless!? fucking sink him
burn it all down let's start again, we fucked it so badly
Joe Bonham on Instagram: "How much did WC fans pay for their tickets? 💰 #worldcup #FinancialFlex #argentina #spain #messi"
143K likes, 2,713 comments - joebonham on July 19, 2026: "How much did WC fans pay for their tickets? 💰 #worldcup #FinancialFlex #argentina #spain #messi".
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Most powerful empire the world has ever seen and this is what they‘ve done with it.
this shot is so bleak lmao
spare a thought for Javier Milei, who now has no choice but to say the shahada, sing the internationale and submit to islamo-marxism
by the transitive property I believe the falkland islands now belong to eric garcia