DIET COKE AND LILITHS HOUSE OF SNAX
@houseofsnax.bsky.social
a podcast in which two cretins talk about snacks. there is lore. art by @clove.bsky.social
btw. we’re back from outer space. <3 noisespace.xyz/2026/06/28/1...
#170 – Dirty Ass Dew
Diet Coke and Lilith are BACK and checking out Dirty Mountain Dew together. Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (...
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[from somewhere deep within, a cackle]
okay i need everyone to know i had this week's episode fully fucking edited and uploaded and finished and i thought i hit the publish button and i didn't realize until i went to my podcatcher to play something else that it wasnt up come beat my ass about it the episode goes up in an hour
@houseofsnax.bsky.social hey you wanna book some guy named Josh who sent an obviously AI email because I know you hate the sentence "quirky charisma your podcast thrives on"
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #82 I’m way into the weird detours into high production value radio drama we’re getting here, especially in contrast to the rest of the show, in which one can hear (for instance) a girl briefly glue her mouth shut with chewed-up buttery cracker 🧈/10
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #60 that first fifteen minutes of stoned sleepover deep talk energy made me so happy, I love it when the house of snax is a house of pals “sodas are girls” period 💅 🥤/10
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #55 I love a podcast where I can listen to some creep who claims to have invented tuberculosis destroy a robot who says “cunt” what snacks 💨/10
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #46 the more we learn about the snack dimension the more I am reminded of the rich lore in my favorite gonzo fantasy/horror series, THE FOLD; mutant clone sex shows in an evil snack dimension would fit right in instarbooks.itch.io/sharing-by-m... 🍪/10
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Book One of THE FOLD
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we don’t normally involve ourselves in electoral politics and were going to avoid discussing this election in any detail until it passes but a time comes when you must speak up #DEFENDTHEDEW #ANYONEBUTTHESEDIPSHITS
Timothy Burke@bubbaprog.xyz · 2y agoI have now watched the RFK Jr. video and here is a list of some of the things he says he'll ban if Trump is elected: Mountain Dew Crest toothpaste Children's Tylenol Welch's Fruit Snacks Grape juice Vaseline Children's sunscreen Mayonnaise Gatorade
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #2 • after the demure, modest mouth sounds of the first episode, the crunch present here is downright indulgent, almost sensual • to say nothing of the late appearance of the phrase “piss ocean” 🧀/10
rosemary reviews @houseofsnax.bsky.social, #1 it is so important to have the chewing sounds debate right up front, but it also builds tension considerably before diet coke reveals—to the jubilation of all—that the whataburger jalapeño ranch is *not* chuck e. cheese garbage slop 🫐/10
sorry we forget this account exists
no new episode this week! we have actually been operating with one host without a computer for weeks now which has left us completely unable to record and have been posting episodes recorded out of the backlog
general mills declined to publish the review that we lovingly composed on @houseofsnax.bsky.social for tropical fruit gushers and i for one am offended
When I put "a" into my browser, it autofills to "analbuttsex.com" it's like the scarlet letter for being a host of House of Snax