H. Perry Horton
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Blanche really, really doesn't want to hand over these Epstein documents. Can't imagine why </s>
Scott MacFarlane@macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 7h agoNEW: Official notice of appeal by Todd Blanche to the preliminary injunction which required him to release more of the Epstein Files Blanche is fighting the lawsuit filed by @katiephang.bsky.social
And to think, five years later one of these women would be the mouthpiece of President Trump and the other would be dealing with his other end.
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Easily one of hardest images of the 21st century. Instantly iconic.
He can't not talk like a pedophile.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7h agoTrump: "We're telling people when you get your shots for your young child, and this has to do we think with preventing autism, that you go to the doctor for five small shots instead of one big massive shots where those beautiful little bodies can handle it"
The man stands like a centaur getting a prostate exam.
Yo we're done ribbing Canadians for being too nice. Hell yeah bud.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7h agoOntario Premier Doug Ford on Trump: "I have a real estate on my ass, so he has a lot of room to kiss my ass"
"Thinks-he's-charming Vance is by far the worst iteration.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 9h agoJD Vance: "The Second Lady said, 'Well, you can have one of two things. You can be VP, or you can have a fourth child.' Ladies and gentlemen, I must be pretty persuasive, because I got both."
I had my 1st ever CostCo hot dog today...
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Fake news, Donnie! Keep going big boy! Yum fried fish!
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast.bsky.social · yesterdayDoctors are sounding the alarm over Donald Trump’s weight.
This is outrageous. A free press cannot function under constant threats and retaliation from the government. Reporters must be free to hold those in power accountable — without fear of retribution. The assault on the free press must end!
If you're paying $14 for a warm pint of Kona Gold? Yeah you don't need to tell me who you voted for, you fuckin idiot.
Gotta get in good with his next step-mom.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayEric Trump chats with Natalie Harp as they await Donald at the Indycar race
The way he says "beer" makes me want to give him a wedgie.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoSean Duffy on today's Indycar race in downtown DC: "I think this is better ... they can sell beer. This is the first time they're going to sell beer on the mall of the capital"
Holy shit. No wonder Carney told the US to pound sand.
We're six months away, max, from RFK Jr convincing half of us that it's actually very healthy and ethically-sound to eat people. Stephen Miller instantly gains a hundred pounds.
Now, I'm no Benoit Blanc, but there are two dots here itching to be connected.
This is what scares me the most about THIS economy for THIS populace: we've fearmongered and gaslit for so long we've been basically trained to overreact to everything. This is fighting each other for toilet paper all over again, only with global and generational consequences.
Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · 2d agoWe might not be in a technical recession, but people sure feel like they’re in one. Walmart may be the canary in the coal mine. Sales growth just hit its slowest pace in more than 6 years as consumers get squeezed by gas, groceries & debt. When folks start pulling back at Walmart, PAY ATTENTION.
Lololololol they put "Be Best" on the helmet AND the car.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3d agoMelania posts a photo before the IndyCar race in DC this weekend.
That's just batshit insane. And he has the nuclear codes.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoTrump on transgender kids: "In fact, hospitals now are doing reverse surgery, at my order"
Trump 2025: YOU DON'T PAY THE TARIFFS! THEY DO! Trump 2026: I WILL LOWER YOUR PRICES BY PAUSING THE TARIFFS! America: W in the ACTUAL F Congress: 🤷♀️ 🤡
I'm sorry but it's clearly newsworthy that the President's decisions are being unduly influenced by a mentally unstable obsessive no one voted for who has attached themselves to him in an effort to live out weird fantasies they've had for decades. Something has to be done about Stephen Miller.
