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no.@joles.bsky.social · last yr.

applying for jobs again

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.

it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

Quarkus @quarkus.io · 8mo ago

A hands-on guide for Java developers to create a reliable, layout-aware RAG system that powers modern agentic applications. www.the-main-thread.com/p/enterprise...

Enterprise RAG with Quarkus: Build a Real-World AI Pipeline with Docling, pgvector, and Ollama

hsmiranda.bsky.social @hsmiranda.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Containerize This! A Hands-On Guide to Quarkus with Buildpacks www.the-main-thread.com/p/quarkus-cl...

Containerize This! A Hands-On Guide to Quarkus with Buildpacks

Learn how to containerize your Java applications the modern way, using Quarkus and CNCF Buildpacks for faster builds, smaller images, and zero boilerplate.

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Quarkus @quarkus.io · 2y ago

Quarkus is now on Bluesky! Give us a follow and keep up with our latest news, events and information.

Quarkus @quarkus.io · 2y ago

Make sure you see "Innovation in Fraud Monitoring: From Standalone to Microservices with Quarkus" with Wesley Martins Alves Da Costa at 15:30. https://buff.ly/3UemzTC #quarkusworldtour

Quarkus @quarkus.io · 2y ago

We'll be taking small holiday on Monday so there won't be a Quarkus Insights next week but join us on November 11th for our Quarkus Roq session with Andy Damevin, Matheus Cruz, & Emil Lefkof (Melloware). http://bit.ly/quarkusinsights #java #quarkus #quarkusinsights

soo tech girl 💻@handle.invalid · 2y ago

VOCÊ DEVE COMEÇAR A ESTUDAR PELA BASE DA PROGRAMAÇÃO (pt. 1) “tá mas o que é a base, soo? 🤔” 📚 lógica de programação :) mini resumo da tão falada BASE para vocês, já salva aí! #studytechbr #bolhadev #bolhasec #threadsdasoo

SOBRE CORINTHIANS @handle.invalid · 2y ago

🚨 CORINTHIANO SEGUE CORINTHIANO - Siga o nosso perfil - Dê RT e FAV nesse post - Comente “🦅” - Siga todos que derem like no seu comentário - Siga de volta todos que te seguiram

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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️@apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 2y ago

Looking forward to the next entry in the Bond franchise, titled Goldpalps Possibly needs no introduction, but he's Maevia inclemens, the dimorphic jumper - though, according to GB Edwards, the species might be more accurately named the trimorphic jumper, because males have 3 morphs! 🌿 🕷️🧪

Grey jumping spider man on a lichen-y stick; he has black stripy legs, and bright gold fuzzy palps, and gold-ringed eyes

David Buchanan @retr0.id · 2y ago

I made a throwaway twitter account just so I could read the replies to this, and it was a depressing experience. The tweet (and OP) is legit, but it's an academic result - full sha256 has 64 rounds. But everyone is losing their minds in the replies/quotes, thinking it's a full break...