haley
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she/they 🏳️⚧️ paradoxical lurker of bluesky
watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just that bitch alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward
found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.
Your hour is near at hand You've got the power to be his friend
"IT'S TRUE, COOP. THE BOYS DOWN AT THE BUREAU ARE CALLING HIM 'MOON CHILD'. THEY EVEN SAY YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BE HIS FRIEND. IT'S THE BEGINNING OF A NEW AND EXCITINGLY DIFFERENT KIND OF STORY."
"so ah.... here's the thing, we need to become friends with Moon Child in order to get a show at the Rivoli." "ok, so, I'm a libertarian, I believe you have the power to be his friend..."
random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear
My last moment in Elon Musk's body with 1.2 seconds to go
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a blue sky in the background
Alt: Scene from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse, where Miles Morales Spider-Man is falling towards the city streets in a relaxed hands-behind-head position, then naturally cutting to Miles falling into bed looking contented in the same pose.
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Wait I know how to make the new people feel like like they're on twt again
Game: Family Feud (1993, SNES) TAS Author: Heisanevilgenius Source: tasvideos.org/1248M