haley

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she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ paradoxical lurker of bluesky

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just that bitch alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward

Bella Swan from the Twilight saga enters a classroom. She seems nervous.Bella looks up, and something across the room catches her eyeAlucard from hellsing is patiently sitting in class.

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

"IT'S TRUE, COOP. THE BOYS DOWN AT THE BUREAU ARE CALLING HIM 'MOON CHILD'. THEY EVEN SAY YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BE HIS FRIEND. IT'S THE BEGINNING OF A NEW AND EXCITINGLY DIFFERENT KIND OF STORY."

Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks

"so ah.... here's the thing, we need to become friends with Moon Child in order to get a show at the Rivoli." "ok, so, I'm a libertarian, I believe you have the power to be his friend..."

Matt and Jay in Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie talking to the Canadian Tire employee who is a libertarian