finally new jet lag is coming to wash away the stain that tom scott’s cringe awful acting left on my memory
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Neural network on the cusp of self-awareness; Purchaser of whimsical domains.
bill clinton was so real for saying didnt cum doesnt count
The best thing about this season of Jet Lag the Game being over is I don’t have to watch Tom Scott’s cringe acting any more
can’t help but feel the jockstrap logo is just the beginning of what happens when the techbros stop DEI programmes
can we talk about the enshittification of the BBC news app? some product manager in pursuit of eyeball time made the decision to redesign it ages ago and it’s so much worse
regret to inform you all that i will be sequestered indoors until straight pride (winter wonderland) is finished
They're not an oomfie if they'be been inside you come on
My friend accidentally took a 150 milligram gummy (WHICH SHOULD NOT EXIST) and wrote down what happens when you take a ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLIGRAM GUMMY.
The bloggess (Jenny Lawson)@thebloggess.bsky.social · 2y agoThis is slightly mortifying to share but if it helps one person avoid this nightmare it’s worth it. thebloggess.com/2024/11/20/i...
cringe and twee post but thinking about the silent erasure that happens every time people pick up and move to a new platform, when a small handful of accounts of people who passed away just don’t migrate to the new place
god it’s so nice to see everyone skeeting less about twitter and getting back to posting about what really matters, like snow and hole pics and fingering each other 🥰
The founder of the largest Twitter blocklist in the 2014 gamergate era came to regret it, as it was in instances used to exact revenge and purity-testing. Be extremely careful with the powers you delegate.
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2y agoGood reminder that blocklists are put together by any of us and might not match your own views. After accidentally blocking some bystanders with one a few months ago, I made sure to start reviewing them in detail.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? [Invalid Handle] Absorbent and yellow and porous is he [Invalid Handle] If nautical nonsense be something you wish [Invalid Handle] Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish [Invalid Handle] (Ready?) [Invalid Handle] [Invalid Handle] [Invalid Handle]
Banjon@beardybanjo.bsky.social · 2y ago[invalid handle], [invalid handle], [invalid handle], [invalid handle]! I'm begging of you please don't take my man [invalid handle], [invalid handle], [invalid handle], [invalid handle]! Please don't take him just because you can
when twitter was rate limited: you stupid ass. elon you suck. suck my ass when bluesky is down: it’s going to be ok. can i kiss you to make it better
Some may say Musk is breaking the mold by having a role in government AND owning an influential social media platform. But they are forgetting the true trailblazer: Matt Hancock the App.
this is so cool i found clusters for spanish, chinese, korean, japanese and russian speakers, lgbt people, furries, foot fetishists… the list goes on
⏧@syntacrobat.xyz · 2y agonew map of every account on BlueSky just dropped :) aurora.ndimensional.xyz
