Funcoland Acknowledgement
@bredd.bsky.social
Self-taught brain surgeon. Corporate lobbyist for Big Pussy. Disgraced parachute factory production manager.
just watched 2 seconds of the Perez Hilton video
The two main types of people who live in OKC are stomp-clap mega church yuppies and people who regularly crash their car into the side of a house.
ME: Can I use the bathroom? FRIEND: End of the hall. Sorry about the mess. And all the shower mildew. And the pissman. Just kick him if he gets between you and the toilet. DON'T piss on him. MR: He's not leaving. FRIEND: Kick him way harder than you think. PISSMAN: Kick so hard you piss a little...
reaction to this is crazy to me. 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 should leave algorithmic, link-suppressing hellsites. i want all sorts of losers i would never follow or converse with on bluesky 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥. the whole 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 of this place is that you can ignore stuff you don’t like!
Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
a 4th Haim sister has been discovered in Memphis by the name of Hunnah.
ever read a headline so insanely evil you laugh out loud? @futurism.com
Mark Zuckerberg's Wife Shuts Down School for the Disadvantaged
A school for low-income students cofounded by Mark Zuckerberg's wife, Priscilla Chan, has officially shut its doors.
futurism.com
Please....please my friends....I bring you Magic Albanian Power from the East
A video taken Saturday shows former NYC Mayor Eric Adams in sales pitch mode in Wisconsin Rapids, as he's heckled by residents opposed to the data center he's trying to sell them on. "My name is Eric Adams," he begins, as the boos begin to rain down. "You belong in prison!" one attendee shouts.
Using the "Im never gonna score" sprech from Beavis and Butthead Do America for the acting monologue in auditions
Cop who left her gun in the bathroom: Now who can tell me if it's good or bad to leave your gun in the bathroom Cop trainees: Idk did you get a raise when you left your gun in the bathroom Cop who left her gun in the bathroom: Absolutely I did Cop trainees: Then yes
I guess Poppy is in town bc her entire band is on Tinder rn hilarious that their profiles all say monogamy sureee ok my dudes
the Apple Vision Pro is an absolute GAME CHANGER in the bathroom
We made an app that pairs you with the politician who has the exact opposite views as you
sitting on the URL haimandeggs.com in case one of the Haim sisters marries and then starts a podcast with a man named Dan Eggs.
wait until this guy discovers Bowie's "China Girl"
kidnapping an old woman and then having her die of natural causes feels like a Cohen Brothers plot device. www.cnn.com/2026/07/31/u...
i am now second guessing whether or not i should gift an assault rifle to my teenage son who recently threatened to shoot up an elementary school.
BREAKING: Georgia school shooter’s father is sentenced to 15 years for giving his teenage son the assault rifle used in the deadly attack.
Alex Jones died so that we could have info. every @realinfowars.bsky.social episode has been poppin' off.
all Lovecraftian horror names are just tricky ways of saying the n word. "Shub-Niggurath?" yeah, i'm not saying that out loud.