When someone asks the best way to make an americano:
Ian@ian---r.bsky.social · 19h agoI can't answer out of annoyance that that's not how coffee works
Ian@ian---r.bsky.social · 19h agoRoadside Picnic is back on the menu, boys
Rise Up Comus@riseupcomus.bsky.social · last wk.The dungeon's rooms change with the tides of the moon. They open like a flower, growing in angles. When the moon is full, there are new rooms unfolded in the space between. When you enter the dungeon, you might suffer "elf time" and lose hours, days, or years.
When you haven't been keeping up on the Nolanverse:
Casey G.@caseyg.bsky.social · 2w agoMr Noodle was fuckin' TARS?!?!
Never forget when he made out with a 19yo after a Westerville HS football game while married to Jessica Simpson in 2005
The Rooster@rooster.info · 2w agoNever forget Nick Lachey tried to turn himself into an Ohio weed kingpin with a corrupt ballot initiative in 2015.
OSR heads, what's your favorite thing from d&d 3.x? Mine might be the yrthak
Super Sonic in a shining white robe with a flaming sword, tapping his foot and checking the time
Map Crow | Kyle Latino@mapcrow.bsky.social · 2w agoI'm an artist.
OSR heads, what's your favorite thing from d&d 3.x? Mine might be the yrthak
[Strider] I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn. [Me] ah, welcome, friend Aragorn. That reminds me, would anyone else like to tell us their dad's names?
Me, sagely, when the children are squabbling:
Dark Souls Dialog Bot@soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 4w agoBut thou must heed the golden rule...
Please a write Monsterparts scenario that takes place in Shrek's swamp.
The early days of the internet truly were a different time. Chatrooms; personal websites; creatures called Digimon, born from data, who became our dear friends and cherished companions; ebaum’s world
dream shrine shmeam...drine(?)
Brad Kerr@bradkerr.net · last mo.My TTRPG adventure "the Dream Shrine" has an official soundtrack by Arman Bohn, composed mostly on synthesizers that he built himself. This rules. I wish every DnD adventure had an ambient music soundtrack. distropolis.bandcamp.com/album/dream-... @skullfungus.bsky.social
The question is how do I steal these from my kids without the whole family getting mad
Chaoclypse (Brandon Yu)@chaoclypse.bsky.social · last mo.I've been making Space Hulk-ish terrain from a magnet tiles toy set. Using drywall tape for the grating and printed greeblies for the wall bits. Metal overbrush, then water-soluble oil paints for the rust!
📍Seyda Neen waiting for the latest scrolls of icarian flight to drop
People on Instagram keep telling me that collage doesn't have to be difficult and that it's meditative and I'd like to politely disagree. It's difficult if you're not making derivative shite and if you want meditation close your eyes and hum
Insider tip: if they have an option for extra cheese it means their plain option is undercheesed. Depending on the place the pizza won't cook quite right with a suboptimal amount of toppings so real ones will add more cheese to an otherwise plain pizza
drewtoothpaste@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · last mo.i generally don't solicit replies but i'd like to know if "extra cheese" is a real pizza or if they just give you a cheese pizza same as anyone else