Ian

@ian262.com

He/him Atheist Rejoin EU Sherwood Forest

We went to see Betty Boo at Aylesbury Town Hall. She never showed up. But one of my friends threw up in the disabled toilet and another nearly fell in the Grand Union Canal on the walk home. #TOTP

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Look who's on #TOTP It's your disreputable "Auntie" Jean from next door who's only just got up at midday, likes a drink and is doing karaoke.

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Joyously, #TheSmokingRoom is back on BBC iPlayer. Which means I have about 8 hours between "No, that's the Waltons..." and Clint sawing his rat tail off... Settle in...

The Smoking Room: Sally (Nadine Marshall) and Annie (Debbie Chazen)The Smoking Room: Robin (Robert Webb)The Smoking Room: Janet (Selina Griffiths)The Smoking Room: Clint (Fraser Ayres)

If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.

This is probably the very best "Presenter considers whether to correct a guest and embarrass them, or just leave it" pause I have ever heard...