ice.cream.assassin
@icassassin.bsky.social
Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument. I self-host stuff so be prepared for computer nerd posts. masto.ai/@icassassin https://github.com/icassassin
ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please
…my dude wearing a yellow thong and raincoat. Dope.
Chicken and waffles is probably a stupid choice of food for walking around in a crowd but fuck it it’s delicious.
…okay yeah I have enough booze and weed in me where I think I’m flirting with abso-fucking-lutely everyone.
I’m drunk and stoned and tired and thinking of her make it stop make it stop
k so I have gone longer periods without sex but it feels extra long right now and I don’t quite understand why.
Was wondering what I was going to be listening to on my drive tonight but now I know.
#Podcast: Watch With Jen - S7: E19 - Arnold Schwarzenegger w/ Jed Ayres, Jordan Harper, & Priscilla Page Woke up & thought, "it's a good day to break the internet," with this rollicking conversation about one of film's most iconic action superstars. Listen everywhere www.patreon.com/FilmIntuitio...
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Dark City: Sleep Now with Rufus Sewell
Alt: Dark City: Sleep Now with Rufus Sewell
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Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Okay look I'm definitely using "put that in the idea fridge".
Post a perfect album from the 90s.
Post a perfect album from the 90s.
You didn't ask for it, but here you go: q-tip slang Tippin = using a q-tip Q'd Up = got a fresh q-tip in your hand Rippin Tips = opening a new box of q-tips Dip & Tip = using a q-tip after a shower Double Tippin = a q-tip in each ear at the same time Tipped Out = no earwax left
(basically I'm saying that I'm pretty sure the roulette wheel is mad at me)
I feel like our pattern-matching brains sorta look for sentience and personality in the same way it looks for faces.
As adults it is out responsibility to teach the children that ACAB is good and right.