by far the worst part of jetlag is the dumbass song that sounds like a phone set to vibrate. why would you do that

I took the dialect quiz and it said my dialect is most like Delaware, a state I believe I have never been in. is this the accent you get when you read a bunch and basically learn pronunciation from other people by mistake

Getting texts from an ai robot trying to convince me that Israel is good actually. crazy world we live in

the father:

Robert Wilfort@robertwilfort.bsky.social · 4d ago

She looks normal sized to me

Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 4d ago

You cannot kill Quibi, unlike Rachel Brosnahan’s character in the Quibi show about a woman with a golden arm

me: “I know what I am doing is dumb and bad and I will pay for it later, but I can’t stop myself” me: me: “who could’ve expected this, headaches and being awake at 2am?? Impossible”

I finally got to playing Adios, four years after buying it. It absolutely crashes with two screens but god. God.

not getting reference to old things and being like "no, it's not because I'm too young! it's because I'm oblivious" 8)

Going past IT’SUGAR like “what’s UGAR????”

I got a new laptop. It’s actually so much easier to play games when they aren’t heavily lagging, who knew?!

Eventually I’ll learn how long it takes to get protection from a vaccine instead of thinking you get it and then have an immediate magic shield. Eventually!!!

awesome way to explain the concept of money

"Richie Diniz died doing what he loved: not dying" This brand new Neurocracy story kicks off with the unfortunate passing of a beloved sports icon and longevity influencer 😔 Check it out: omnipedia.app/wiki/2049/10/03/Richie_Diniz (written by @brunodias.dev with art from @netizenses.bsky.social)

In case you missed it yesterday: The Goblin Throne is complete! For the first time, you can read this whole dang 140 page adult lesbian horror romance in one sitting. www.thegoblinthrone.com/comic/001/

Mel Gillman@mgillman.bsky.social · 4w ago

To everyone who’s been following along with this story — some of you for almost three years! — thank you so much for reading 🖤 If you haven’t dug into this goblin-divorced-moms-horror-romance yet, you can read the whole thing from the beginning now. Start here: www.thegoblinthrone.com/comic/001/

writing the youtube script for my next (and hopefully last) llm video ... bleh. all i want to do in it is talk about my own vst plugins i made with llms. what if i added twenty more features to all of them?! [still, nobody would use them. neither would i.]

sometimes when i post i'm like "i only got like one like or whatever :(" but then i think about the consequences of if multiple people followed and read my posts and i'm really happy with my decisions generally

so i've been playing immortals: fenyx's breath of the wild (by ubisoft! would you like to pay us money for cosmetics?!), and it's one of the strangest games i've played in a while by virtue of its inherent contradictions. i almost want to make a long video essay about it or something

sapphic stickersheet 🌸

i thought i had three laptops, and then i remembered about three others that i don't use [the screens in all three are terrible]. pain

me, reading a book someone else has written: "Wow, does the author realize they've put so much of themselves in this book? Wow. How embarrassing." me, writing my own book: "Nobody will know this is written by me, I'm a great writer!" the first feedback I get: "why are all the characters you?!?"

maybe my least favorite opinion about the odyssey that I’ve seen is that it must be interesting and artful because pale are writing a lot about it

i wish i had the energy and brainspace to do more things but i simply Don't

somehow exposure therapy doesn't work when the anxiety behind it is "people are going to listen to my music and not like it" even if people like the music lol.

and they have hammered their point that they see anarchists and trans people as the same thing, and tbey made a point to charge and convict multiple trans women for shit like distributing zines and using an app

Unicorn Riot@unicornriot.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Then They Came for the Anarchists: Prairieland Defendants Sentenced to 562 Years Judge Reed O’Connor reportedly said at sentencing that he “wants to send a message to anyone else with similar ideology.” This ideology, in the words of FBI Director Kash Patel, is “Antifa-aligned anarchis[m].”

Apropos of too many things lately, here's a spite poem I wrote a few weeks ago **makes unflinching eye contact while jamming more em dashes in** full disrespect to anyone writing with AI and also to the idea that we should change our voices and styles because the plagiarism machine is copying us

it might be an AQI of 450 today in Chicago, but don't worry! The humidity is also 80%

When she leaves for the night, she ain't comin' back

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2mo ago

Kesha tells Las Culturistas several people have told her this is her “last life” because she will not be reincarnated.

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 pairs of codes for Citizen Sleeper + Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop) courtesy of @fellowtraveller.games. Giveaway ends July 20, 6 PM PT Currently on sale for 70%/50% off on eShop buff.ly/KwstvGP

infinite jest is a good book because if you need to eat it during a time of food scarcity, it has the most pages to eat

THE ACKROOMS