A Dead Sinking Rory
@zealousagain.bsky.social
The doom that came to Bluesky. Transitioning in my 30s. Non-practicing Jew. Vaguely defined Leftist. She / Her. I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers
Fake Connecticut Town Names: Cringeport White Haven Damnford Teen Witch (pronounced "tennitch") New Canaan
The only sports trans women might have a biological advantage in is watersports
It’s interesting to see the right wing grifters who fall out of favor. Nobody talks about Tomi Lahren anymore; we only hear about Milo Yiannopolis when he does something especially pathetic; I haven’t heard a peep out of Charlie Kirk for almost a year.
I read the comments on a Jane Schoenbrun interview. I can’t tell the difference between bots and people, but both of them are really, really mean. Just for the sake of being mean, apparently.
Metal band where all the members got cracked by the “if you could push a button” post, “Girlswitch Engage.”
Why is no one talking about the mouthfeel!?
Robin@robinmayuwu.online · 13h agoken jennings dmed me and told me he “respects the feminine penis”
Clown girls to the left of me, People’s Joker to the right, here I am
A Dead Sinking Rory@zealousagain.bsky.social · 13h agoThe world is ready for a movie where a t4t lesbian couple gets married in Vegas, then goes on a drug bender / crime spree while soliloquizing on cult cinema and 1960s one-hit wonders. Maybe we can get some tgirl foot shots.
The world is ready for a movie where a t4t lesbian couple gets married in Vegas, then goes on a drug bender / crime spree while soliloquizing on cult cinema and 1960s one-hit wonders. Maybe we can get some tgirl foot shots.
ken jennings told me privately he cares deeply about "the subtle curvature of the female penis" as well as "luscious asses"
I’m not stoned. WAR IS OUR FUCKING DESTINYYYYY DUH NUH NUH NUH NA NA NA NA
me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this
setting a genuine relationship boundary that my gf is not allowed to make fun of any of the classic sesame street or muppet show muppets. everything elmo and after is fair game
Ageplay scene where you make me spaghetti and then tell me what a good eater I am. Wait no, we don’t have to do this as an ageplay scene.
If you call your transgender gf "Mommy" you *NEED* to start stealing her underwear to jack off with and start spying on her in the shower.
Like I stole from gender theory: there are two genders, women and faggot. “Man” is just being a normal human.
May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄@goddessblade.bsky.social · 14h agoLRP: The vertical view of gender—with men at the top as the "full, complete" human gender—is a much older way of understanding gender than "the gender binary" and remains a big influence on how we see the sexes today. Women have long been viewed as defective, inferior versions of men.
If you meet me and your first response is “your boobs look so good, can I ask who did them?” I will be very pleased.
It’s cool when you meet cis lesbians and they’re also fat nerds with emotional problems. Like goddamn, I transitioned male to Mount Holyoke Grad.
Raimi “hand coming up through the dirt” tattoo right above where your pubes end.
Finally watched Psycho Goreman (2020). Wet tokusatsu with a horrible little girl who rules. If I had been cis and had an older brother, I would’ve been a little shit like her.
My “not a man” sign was a coworker lent me Boondock Saints. Had to turn it off at the big laugh moment where they killed the poor kitty. Real “well if this is a movie for men maybe I’m not a man?”
jessica jonestown@newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · yesterdayno lie one of the first signs that broke through that i was, in fact, NOT a man was after i saw "Drive" in 2011 a dude i know said to me "man. don't you wish you had that scorpion jacket?" and i said without thinking "no." it was like a record screeched the room to a halt and everyone looked at me.
Watching Possession (1981). God, Sam Neill was amazing. And Isabelle Adjani!! She looks like a Richard Corben drawing, in the best way. I don’t think the straights have ever been okay, though.
If you're a cis person insisting that the prospect of trans children playing youth sports is not only "a problem" but in fact one of the biggest problems we currently face as a nation, I'd be happy to introduce you to literally a million other things that should be worrying you more.
Started at 31, 35 now. It’s hard, and it’s painful, but I made it. I’m visibly queer and I want to be a beacon for other queers.
Hannah Who@notablyuncool.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you have transitioned later in life, please know how deeply you are needed here. Your story is the exact proof someone else needs to finally take their first step.
I have defeated the melatonin through cunning and trickery
Ohhhh when a friend lends you a streaming password and then you get new horror movies to watch 🤌
I will not apologize for the inconvenience of my existence I will not hand out second chances to people who don't earn them with their literal blood I will not be a sad story told in a high school history class on the last day of pride I will continue to be a problem kill me for it if you want