Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier

@iiotenki.bsky.social

The Daigo Umehara of dating sims and the Tony Hawk of Tokimemo. Also your neighborhood Japanese game translator for over a decade. DM for work inquiries. 日英ゲーム翻訳者。日本語のメッセージも大歓迎! 📖 Blog: https://dateemups.com/ ✍️ Portfolio: https://freelansations.com

You can tell Tokyo is a city of multitudes because on this very side street I'm standing on, there are two long lines. On one side of the street are people queueing up for what I believe is a sneaker drop. And on the other side is a line three times longer waiting for the pachinko parlor to open.

Every single time I've used a public bathroom in Tokyo this week, I have seen at least(!) one Japanese dude only wash his hands with water and then leave, some even after seeing me washing my hands like it's 2020 still, and it's beginning to make me fear ever going out in this country ever again.

If I was the TGS organizers, the government, and JR East (who are selling tickets on their shopping portal, strangely), I would take the looming typhoon that's poised to hit Tokyo on Monday as a sign that a five-day gaming convention goes against the will of any number of kami, but that's just me.

I wasn't involved in that update. I actually have no idea who did that work! I learned about it at the same time as everyone else. I think that may have been handled internally by GungHo or else I reckon I would've been asked as the most senior translator in terms of series experience on this game.

NoCreditClear@nocreditclear.myatproto.social · 2d ago

As a matter of curiosity, did you have any hand in the updates made to the English script for Sky 1st? If you can speak on it, at least.

Worked on a video game that came out today. It was very, very good to be with her again when I figured our time together was long since up and a genuine honor to help cook up a fresh localization of such a deservedly beloved entry. Hope I did my senpais proud on this one and that you all enjoy it. 😌

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Phew, I have had a weird last 24 hours. Got hit with real bad fatigue yesterday after breakfast and have been laid up in my hotel room since. Thought I caught norovirus *again*, but pretty sure this is just plain food poisoning. That's one way to vindicate my Don't Go to TGS on TGS Week policy. 😵‍💫

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Super Real Mahjong: Venus Returns delivers the quaint nudity of another age

So throughout, Venus Returns is kind of shocking. Not at all in terms of its sexual content— which is again quite tame— but in terms of the level of detail, the pains taken, the way you can actually h...

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This is a question I've grappled with over the years in covering 90s dating sims and character raising sims more broadly. What do I compare them to to make these games make sense? And while it's a comparison you have to be careful with making, I've found roguelikes make for a decent starting point.

starseeker@starseeker-omachi.bsky.social · 4d ago

Would it be accurate to describe Tokimeki Memorial as closer to a modern roguelite than to an RPG?

I need more of you to sit down with Tokimeki Memorial in good faith and realize that when a game with a calendar is 5 hours long each run and not 80, the pressure to have a perfect first run evaporates. The RPGs you've played are not representative of their original strengths and context in Japan.

may@maysuser.name · 5d ago

it absolutely blows how time limits and time pressure are some of the most effective tools for game design and yet gamers absolutely hate them

Thought I would be a naughty boy and take the daily high scores in all the Tetris machines at Mikado again thinking none of the actual pros would be around, only for a mfer to stroll up and get Secret GM on TGM2 next to me twice and it was awe inspiring to witness, but also, how deeply deflating lol

Anyway, Shibuya still has 5x as many people as it should, people still do not understand that the world has no need for more Scramble Crossing selfies/TikToks, and I'm now of the firm belief that even when I am dead and buried, they are still going to be doing construction around Shibuya Station.

I hardly ever fast foodpost, but: I finally managed to grab a lunch at a Mom's Touch, a Korean chain making inroads in Japan that's known for their fried chicken and if you're a crunch pervert, I reckon it's hard to top this for 1000 yen. 😌 Great view of the Yamanote at the Shibuya branch, too.

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