Izzy Seabiscuit
@ijspurcell.bsky.social
Professional forensic engineer and collision reconstructionist. Amateur trail trash. Take the bus, you've earned it. he/they
England should continue parking the bus and just take the 1-2 deficit into extra time
Neymar with a HUGE PENALTY KICK to put Brazil down 2-1 10 minutes into +7 extra time
It's pretty gross and scary that a Peter Thiel company will have access to this. I do not care about the US government getting access to my driver's license and passport. They already have this, since they, you know, made them in the first place.
Zack Whittaker@zackwhittaker.com · last mo.In a new privacy policy, Anthropic says Claude will soon require you to upload your driver's license or passport for a variety of reasons. The ID checker is Persona, a firm funded by Trump ally Peter Thiel. As a U.S. company, Persona is also subject to gov't demands for people's verification data. 👀
SAN JOSE HOCKEY STAY WINNING BABY (vegas tyvm for letting her drop to 4, for some reason)
PWHL San Jose@pwhl-sanjose.bsky.social · 2mo agoTHE PICK IS IN ‼️ With the 4th pick in the 1st round, San Jose selects Laila Edwards!
Stoke is high at the Nithya Raman campaign kickoff for the general!
give this man an NYT OpEd slot, the most honest assessment of the current state of the federal government I've heard in a while
Jon Seidel@jonseidel.bsky.social · 2mo agoGrand juror: "Are you actually presenting any new actual facts …?" Mecklenburg: "Are you going to be able to listen with an open mind?" Grand juror: "I heard this case like last week and I thought it was a crock of shit."
The exceptionally funny part about all of this is that until Raman pulled ahead, these morons were posting shit like, "you're in an echo chamber online, just because you can't believe a lot of voters want Pratt doesn't mean it's not real" just unbridled cognitive dissonance
Dan Miller@meelar.bsky.social · 2mo agoJesus Christ, man, this is a skill issue. If you "can't believe" something like this, you just have to work on yourself, I don't know what to tell you. This is the softest shit imaginable--did you really think that everything was going to work out the way you wanted? Why?
I cannot express my overwhelming jealously for the forensic engineer who got hired to test the cushion and chambers layout to determine whether the acoustics were sufficient for bystanders to hear loud sex.
Popehat@kenwhite.bsky.social · 2mo agoOh dear
Being skeptical of any media or journalism that is aimed at making you upset is how you stop yourself from becoming a fox news grandpa. You should not want to become a fox news grandpa.
disc horse said “meet me in temeculhenge”
disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 3mo agoI'm here you fuckaas bitch
“no definitely we should do coffee, don’t have my calendar in front of me though. just text me soon! (please do not text me)”
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 4mo agoUS AND IRAN HAVE AGREED IN PRINCIPLE TO MEET BUT HAVEN’T DECIDED ON A DATE AND VENUE - WSJ
a cool thing that we generally know from research is that animals mostly like similar sounds as us! so the alligators (and other animals he sings to) could genuinely enjoy this, they’re not just scoping out food but don’t do this if you’re not this guy
derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4mo agomy problem is that i legitimately think this is what it would be like to interact with wild predators IG plumesofficiel
there are bad people who like rockets but don’t get it twisted: rockets are still hella cool
Tetraethyl@tetraethyl.bsky.social · 4mo agoWhat a fucking shot holy shit
It's like the opposite of the bene gesserit. Their plans are measured in minutes
Secretary of Defense Rock@sodrock.bsky.social · 5mo agoI think it’s pretty cool we have americanology now
so, uh, did we ever find out if Ahmadinejad actually survived or not like has anyone followed up on that
neither a good ending nor a bad ending but an ending that honestly all three of them deserved
lily hoang-zhu 🍎 @ Stationery Fest B01@liliuhms.com · last yr.does anyone have a fictional character from a story that you feel got the exact ending that they deserved & it was completely satisfying to witness in its entirety (doesnt have to be a happy ending)
if you ever want to feel a certain age, in Perfect Blue they log onto the internet using Netscape Navigator
y'all said "be gay, do crimes" and now look what happened
Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast@irhottakes.bsky.social · 6mo agoSo, to summarize, the president‘s speech was: 1.) fuck you, we’re doing tariffs anyway 2.) by the way, I’m gay
i was wondering why the FBI was advertising jobs to me over gmail
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6mo agoFBI, FACING A STAFF SHORTAGE, WILL SCALE BACK VETTING REQUIREMENTS FOR EMPLOYEES APPLYING TO BECOME AGENTS, ACCORDING TO TWO SOURCES.
just gonna say that anyone who's responding to this like "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME QUIT CAFFEINE" is doing the same thing as the boomer "just black coffee" cartoon
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 8mo agoCafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
feels like a turn from early bluesky that there's a dutch speedskater named Femme Kok who just blew up the standings and there's nothing on the timeline
In zee middle we have zee twink, on zee left and zee right we have zee two options for zee twink as zay age. Twink Death et Transition.
Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 6mo agoMargot Rubio: