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kazoo!!@ikazooks.bsky.social · 5h ago

i would like to formally apologize to anyone who's tried to talk to me in ffxiv and got no response. i feel like a geriatric old man navigating the ui and forget how chat works...

Pi@sacredstarlordpi.bsky.social · 10h ago

Sorry for the massive delay, but I have Day 5 of the 2 truths 1 lie event ready! (I need you to know that I was laughing my ass off when I was drawing the second one. ...is it because it's a true story or did i pull it out of my ass? who knows-)

1) I main the Clash Blaster in Splatoon 2 image shows an angry red stick figure (me) on the tower from the tower control gamemode, whilst holding a clash blaster with both hands. there's a big red text that says "MOVE TF UP!" (/ref)2) I used to have a JJBA Stand OC called「No Homework」 Image shows 2 red stick figures with muscular arms, and their faces are drawn to resemble the stardust crusaders art style. the red stick figure that has a hat and a yellow aura, saying "「No Homework」..." is me, whereas the one holding a pencil and a sheet of overdue homework is the stand oc called 「No Homework」 in the foreground on the left is my teacher, who's a confused stick figure who puts a hand on their chin, saying "did i set any homework?. on the right side are two students that are panicking, saying "NOOOO OUR HOMEWORK!" as their sheet of homework are fading away. oh and of course there's the obligartory purple menacing kanji3) I main the Krak-On Splat Roller in the Splatoon trilogy the red stick figure (me) is devious and squatting whilst holding the krak-on splat roller. the stick figure says "YOU HAVE YET TO SEE MY ULTIMATE FORM!" ...Unless it's Splatoon 2..." oh and the krak-on logo is still there lol
kazoo!!@ikazooks.bsky.social · 19h ago

for every negative thing i say i have to combat it with 50 positive things. so i gotta say early august really feels like summer christmas for me specifically so far

PLDH@pldhnet.bsky.social · 23h ago

Pokémon Pokopia’s big 2.0.0 update is live! Free in update: ➤ Dive ability ➤ New Portal Pod & Safe items ➤ Bulk move between storage/bag ➤ Delete items ➤ Fine-tune placement depth ➤ New hair colours ➤ More: see attached patch notes Expansion Pass: Bubbly Basin release, with new Pokémon & more.

kazoo!!@ikazooks.bsky.social · 22h ago

never MIND what the fuck do you mean tighty whities is customizable and you can change the skintone and they just failed to mention that anywhere near the direct at all whatsoever

kazoo!!@ikazooks.bsky.social · yesterday

final fw thoughts before i stop talking about it until i play the game: they've set up some really interesting stuff, but i have trust issues with fodlan so i'm scared i'm gonna be let down. i really hope it's good. i want it to be good. ok thanks bye

kazoo!!@ikazooks.bsky.social · yesterday

final fw thoughts before i stop talking about it until i play the game: they've set up some really interesting stuff, but i have trust issues with fodlan so i'm scared i'm gonna be let down. i really hope it's good. i want it to be good. ok thanks bye

Pi@sacredstarlordpi.bsky.social · 2d ago

I'm bored, I got Day 4 of the 2 truths 1 lie event done! ...Yeahhh nah sorry we're already back to the crazy school stories (in my defence i was talking about them with my irl friends recently so i was already in the mood to draw it...IF ITS TRUE) Also, I can't specify the year they happened, sorry

1) I witnessed my classmates attempting to start a school fire during science class the drawing shows female byleth (who im using to represent my teacher) getting PISSED OFF, saying "WTF ARE YOU DOING?!" at two mischievious stick figures being like "hehe >:)". one of them is holding a sheet of paper near a bunsen burner, and it's already ignited. the other is holding a lighter they smuggled in class?? there's a red stick figure (me) and another stick figure who are shocked at the mischievious stick figures2) I witnessed a school fist fight break out red stick figure (me) is shocked at a fist fight breaking out between 2 people. in the background are a group of stick figures cheering "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"3) I witnessed my classmates fight each other by whacking each other with chairs. Said chair fight abruptly ended because one of the chair fighters whacked a poor, innocent bystander who was in the vicinity of the fight a four paged comic (read from top left to top right). the top left panel shows a red stick figure (me) trying to hold back its laugh whilst watching 2 stick figures angrily trying to bash their chairs to attack the other. the top right panel shows that amidst the chair fight, a crudely drawn stick figure gets bonked on the head by one of the chair fighters' chairs by the chair leg (very painful) the bottom left panel shows the victim of the chair fight silently trying to process what just happened right now. the chair fighters abruptly stop fighting and are shocked about how they accidentally hurt someone in their petty fight. ...oh and the red stick figure is there too ig the bottom right panel cuts to the victim IMMEDIATELY running out and away from the classroom whilst crying hysterically
kazoo!!@ikazooks.bsky.social · 3d ago

the thing i like about the splatoon idol groups is how they represent 3 different types of soulmates. or like, super close relationships. squid sisters is familial, off the hook is romantic, and deep cut is platonic

kazoo!!@ikazooks.bsky.social · 3d ago

anyone who uses ai for concept drafts when they write is a fraud for a lot of reasons, but the main one is that anyone who's written anything knows that the concept phase is literally the easiest and most fun part