Sirianni thinks West Chester, home of the largest state school in PA, is “country.” Lurie needs to leave this bozo at Heathrow

Quirky Research@quirkyresearch.bsky.social · 21h ago

They do.

I adore Shepherd-Shippensburg as a similar analog to Bears-Packers. Hilarious bit from Cronin.

I think it's important the Bears honor Ditka by emulating him in the truest way possible: by trading all their picks for a single fungible player, and then later praising Donald Trump

UNC cornerbacks asked about Bill Belichick:

treb@treblaw.bsky.social · 3d ago

this sloppy mf got me defending Pitt

NCAA conference realignments are getting too nutty

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Vance: "Some of America's most elite universities bring in foreigners to undercut wages of American residents. There are 9 universities in particular we believe merit an investigation. Those are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburg, UC Davis, Cal Tech, Arizona State, and MIT."

uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

Yes. There will be bacchanal-level eruptions of joy. They might run out of citywides. The Skook will be 25% alcohol, 50% urine and 25% wooder that night

itsonlyzach@itsonlyzach.bsky.social · 4d ago

All due respect to our great blue cities across the nation - all wonderful places to be! - but nowhere is going to deliver on the Day When It Finally Happens like our hatin’ asses in Philadelphia.

Philadelphians are one Lebron James Achilles' tear away from mass conflagrations

Adam Schefter ... Mirror@adamscheftermirror.bsky.social · 5d ago

Eagles perennial Pro Bowl OT Lane Johnson announced his retirement. Repost of @LaneJohnson65: Original post

The @savthorpecap.bsky.social signal has been lit

TribLive@triblive.bsky.social · 5d ago

Amtrak announces date for 2nd route from Pittsburgh to New York

Love to see autocorrect change "we're" to "were" and then give me a little blue squiggle as it later realizes that's wrong. Don't know what to tell ya, bud! That's on you!

DEFINITELY doesn’t look like a hot air balloon sir, not at all

your pal uly@uscocksman.bsky.social · 6d ago

got this mailer today and i can’t stress enough that this photo is intended to be flattering, like they picked it from several presumably worse options

Hey @nytimes, do you think it’s appropriate for one of your writers to be publicly advocating us to take in the aromas of what Dwayne Johnson is concocting? I’m being told he wants to bake me into a “poontang pie”?!? Mods! Mods!!

jamelle@jamellebouie.net · 6d ago

lmao

Saw Tim Pool backstage at the Smashing Pumpkins show last night. Yeah he wears that stupid fuckin beanie everywhere

currently inside the house at the Weezer show AMA

iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist

What a Fool Conceives

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last wk.

An adopted St. Louis man discovered his father is five-time Grammy award winner Michael McDonald

i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett

As a note for how rapidly (dis)information can spread, the company I work for has been receiving daily emails and social media posts that an employee is "one of the Cornell 7." This isn't true and is relatively easy to fact-check, but that hasn't stopped the wave of irate inquests.

This is the face of a man wondering where he can get raccoon scrapple

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 2w ago

The state has reported its fifth measles-related death. trib.al/hDNsA4d

Austin Riley just dragged the Phillies into the shadow realm. Appropriate, too, given the way the light is hitting White Flight Park on this late September afternoon

Just remembering my day started with the chimney-repair guy calling me to reschedule because he was on his way "to the detective's" because his teenage daughter was "being groomed by her mother's husband." I think a "hey a family emergency came up, I'll reach back out soon" would've been fine

the thing about the "you're out of touch if you haven't heard this song" discourse is that radio has been dead for well over a decade. it's extremely normal to listen to a lot of music but still never hear the songs at the top of the charts.

Found the reason for the flailing Eagles run game this season

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 2w ago

Tim Tebow pauses his relationship with Life Surge after recent @pablo.show investigation.

You can also just hear Taylor sing about it herself in her new hit song “Wyomissing!” Sample lyric: “He took me to the Reading Mall / Boscov’s discounts, and that ain’t all!”

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 2w ago

In 2004, Scott and Andrea Swift moved their family from Pennsylvania to Nashville to support their daughter Taylor’s music career. Read more about her journey in this excerpt from The Post’s Emily Yahr in her new book, “Taylor Swift: The Debut Years”:

Re-reading "Common Sense" and it struck me that England's pretty damn tiny. It's the size of New Jersey and Pennsylvania stuck together, and without any of the hoagie sensibilities.

It brings me so much peace knowing that every old person I see with tons of tattoos looks extremely cool. That was always the rub when I was young, people saying “they’re going to look bad when you’re old” and it is seeming more and more that the exact opposite is true and I’m gonna look wicked

Love to see the love for I May Destroy You's single season cracking the top 20. An otherworldly journey and one of the best finales ever. I feel the complete opposite about the OA even sniffing the end of this list. Absolute diaper pail of a show

Bobby Kogan@bbkogan.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is an absolutely insane list lol

I am once again excited for You Can See Everything. I really think this film could give me another 1–3 years on my life

The Skook arresting 1% of its population in exchange for new cop cars and guns should be a statewide, historically damaging scandal

Will Bunch@willbunch.bsky.social · 3w ago

Powerful plea today from my colleagues on the Philadelphia Inquirer editorial board, urging Pennsylvania to join most of our neighboring states in blocking local cops from working with ICE under 287(g), in which police terrorize our immigrant communities www.inquirer.com/opinion/edit...

I like that my commute goes directly under the local airport’s flight path. I periodically get chances to imagine someone reenacting the end of Executive Decision or Air Force One or Turbulence or damn we had a lot of those movies all at the same time