Ryan

@ryansimmons.bsky.social

i dont even know anymore Writer/director at Secret Base - youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

REAL HERO SHIT: HARDER THAN IT LOOKS is out today!!!!! 👹🗡️ Happy birthday to my biggest, baddest book yet. I am so immensely proud of how this turned out, it was a massive labor of love that has been a very long time coming. ❤️

Holding the book in front of a celestial themed Mexican folk art on a fence The book resting on a bed of succulents in a pot

Excuse me waiter? Sorry. That child at the next table is watching Cocomelon on his iPad without headphones, and I was wondering, again I’m sorry about this, but could you kindly ask them to turn it the fuck up???

Oh and in said chase sequence, which breaks out after Brolin's daughter gets kidnapped, Brolin gets a Puerto Rican cabbie played by Mandy Patinkin to drive him and he has some interesting insights on white people

The excellent James Brolin 1980 NYC crime thriller Night of the Juggler came out on Blu-ray a few months ago, and beyond the extremely sick chase sequence that makes up the first 25% of the movie, my favorite part is this NYPD Lt. learning what frozen yogurt is for the first time.