Nigel Tufnel

@illuminaughti.bsky.social

Logistics Coordinator - Helen Keller Relocation Inc. "Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free" WTF Happened? One man's alien abduction is another's rescue, just saying.

Booker: "Ghislaine Maxwell is sitting in the lowest possible confinement after giving no information that helped us get one more investigation started and has been silent, and the man responsible for that we're about to make the attorney general of the US ... this is farcical."

The slide on my motor home wont retract, can't drive it. The Jeep I tow behind it got flooded and wont run. Only people on my provider network can call me, apparently not the mobile tech. I am almost out of fresh water and my waste tanks are almost full. How's your weekend been?