It’s called the Windy City because a lot of you bitches are full of hot air 💯✊🏻

smells like meat in my apartment

i got weed because i saw something traumatic on my way home from work

oh mah god i love gossip girl sooooooo much

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‘Gossip Girl’ premiered 19 years ago today.

staring at the molly on my drug tray…

extremely sad gonna listen to addison by addison rae to feel better

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hey so anybody ever heard of prolonged grief before

i wish there was a tooth fairy but for weed and instead of teeth u put ur piece under ur pillow

not to be ungrateful but i think i have enough good weed karma to warrant being smoked out while im too broke for weed… that’s just my opinion…

i promise i’ll be sexy and hilarious soon guys don’t worry

man i wish i had a fat ass blunt 🫩

having an Episode

alterotics tonight? alterotics tonight queen? alterotics tonight??? alt tonite????????

so they’re coming after me for my student loans and are demanding i pay all of them now (:

bought a new toy (sexual) who wants to try it out

yea i got a "blow job". i got a job that fucking blows lol

Yeah I know. It’s been following me my whole life

sad i’m not going to folsom this week and i will in fact be hate watching all of ur stories bitterly

date comic

that caterpillar

༽◺_◿༼ prince iiro ༽◺_◿༼@princeiiro.bsky.social · 2w ago

woke up hungry as a fuck

erm why are cis people going to alterotics 🤔

ms rachel's headband belongs in the smithsonian

been covering my hair and today my crush complimented it hehehe

quit my job on 9/11

fuckmysussybakalesbolife420@ilovecuckholdry.bsky.social · 2w ago

quitting my job on this new moon

quitting my job on this new moon

what a curious day to put these on sale

HI!!!! i’m hosting a really exciting raffle to raise funds for a trans woman’s survival! 💖 check out the prizes below, and please share :))

my masters school based in wisconsin has a cheese club like uh yeah duh