Tomorrow is my first day to myself in a month where I can sleep as long as I want (until kickoff at 4:15 p.m.).
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It ain't braggin' if you really done it.
If you want more Patrick Stewarts, then you publicly fund the arts and learning programs, so that working class kids can find their way into making a career in them.
Sounds like at least one Fox News guy was not ready for the cultural nuance of South Carolina today.
"There's not like seeing a cult right up front man."
A weird baseball thing is they will show you a guy who is clearly in his mid 40s and then a guy who is obviously 15 and then actually, no, both of these men are 23.
I paid tuition and I donate and if I could direct all that money to a post-win-field-rushing fund, I absolutely would. Gamecock Nation is not concerned here.
Replace him with Peter the Dog is my 2026 campaign promise.
I am sick, and last night I made a grocery pickup order (that I didn't actually place) that was all soup. $64 of soup. I don't even like soup that much.
Do ya’ll grandfathers know you be gambling on your phone like a bitch instead of going to the local bookie and putting your life in danger with the mob?
Thankful that the College Broadcasters convention is a Gamecock bye week. I didn't need extra stress today.
I ruined all my game streaks by taking a 4-hour drive that became a 7-hour drive and then a 3-hour decompression session at the hotel bar. Because the thought of NOT going to the hotel bar after that ordeal was not manageable. So here I am, eating chocolate covered pretzels for dinner. 10/10.
Mickey is a wide-awake nightmare.
Name your fav MST3K quote.
Wait, you're telling me Florida was ranked? That same Florida? Dang.
John Evans 1801: Beamer Shrugs
ALT: John Evans 1801: Beamer Shrugs
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OK, I feel mean for dragging Bibberty all week. It's not his fault. I'm sorry, Bibberty.
So I just found out the Jim Henson Creature Shop made Bibberty. I'm going to bed. I hope I wake up on a different planet.
Listen. AI. I don't need you to shop for me or answer my emails. I need you to gently guide me away from the Wingstop website after 11 p.m. on a weeknight, mkay?
We have a program on campus called the Emerging Leaders Program and I get emails from ELP that aren't @el-p.bsky.social and it bums me out.
In 2021 I think I gained five pounds in the post-season eating cookies over the sink. My new house I can't see the TV from the sink. This is an obvious design flaw and I may need to rearrange furniture.