Ha. I did a four hour training shift at a Dairy Queen,mostly working the fry cooker. Went home and called a guy I knew who did landscaping. Got hired over the phone and turned in my Iittle hat the next day.

Fascist Dem Tracker@fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 3w ago

At the beginning of the '08 recession I was desperate for work and took a job at one of the last Dairy Queens in Chicago. I was there for two days when my grandma passed. Got permission from the manager to miss work & the day of the funeral the store owner called to berate me for missing my shifts.

Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis with their daughters Jamie Lee & Kelly at their Los Angeles home in 1960.

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen Kevin pollack catch fire in a movie I would have three nickels, which isn't that many nickels but more than you would expect.

Glenn Powell is the first totally AI generated movie star and I think we all need to stop lying about this.

remember not to repost this meme because its anti american propaganda

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3mo ago

How it’s playing in Tehran — where “cart” and “truck” may get lost in translation. 🙄

Yep.

I Just Want To Curl Up And Die

ALT: I Just Want To Curl Up And Die

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HighSorcerer@highsorcerer.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy? Oh ho ho...

William Gibson and I may be in A cat share situation.

William Gibson@greatdismal.bsky.social · 5mo ago

The purring kicks in

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

Daniel Radcliffe deserves his Tony for " Merely We Roll Along."

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Watching Nobody 2 ( it's fine) but Christopher Lloyd is doing a Hunter S. thompson impression in it which automatically makes this not the darkest timeline.

Got drunk at a hippie wedding with supersonic legend downtown Freddie brown.

REwadent Evil@ewacat.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Stared George RR Martin down as I ate fried chicken with my bare hands

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment

I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.

muellershewrote.com

I hope that Erik stonestreet got paid entirely in Cruses for his Norwegian cruise lines ads so he can spend his life on ships. Living the dream

Trump is just the worst " fire in the lake" player ever.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last yr.

Trump: "The problem with Vietnam, we, you know, we stopped fighting to win. We would've won easy. We would've won Afghanistan easy. We would've won every war easy. But we got politically correct. 'Oh, let's take it easy.' We're not politically correct anymore, just so you understand."

Never watched an entire episode of Friends. All the the old ABC full house era shows. Not even one episode. Never watched a full episode of the Cosby show. Maybe two or three episodes of the NCISaverse against my will.

Hannah Fearn@hannahfearn.bsky.social · last yr.

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation? I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

Cat in a basket.

New: Cat in a basket!

Everytime I have some petty victory I say " everything's coming up Millhouse!"

Willow@rockshrimp.bsky.social · last yr.

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

Zohran didn't win by relying on standard turnout patterns. We had to fundamentally transform the Democratic electorate. I was part of a group of NYC-DSA members that applied lessons from our previous campaigns to design the “universe” of voters to talk to. Here's how we won 🧵

I remember the summer that the lodge of the deer clan burned down.

Melody Rainne 🩷💜💙@starshinepoetry.bsky.social · last yr.

age verification - booted into windows 3.1 from a dos menu and had a collection of games on floppy disks.

That boy ain't right.

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

This is who runs this account