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@impulsings.bsky.social
I guess I’m no longer here to only shitpost. See my real work here: https://linktr.ee/laurenjohnson.co
For work I have to write a help article that explains to users that even though they get their answers about our company from various ai, the answers are always wrong and they should reach out to our support team / help center instead (that I 100% wrote without ai mind you!!!)
I’m gonna be showing art literally at THE Portland Art Museum next month and the levels of imposter syndrome are going through the roof.
Photographed a wedding where the groomsmen made fun of the groom for crying at a present from his bride telling him to “man up”. When I told the bride he cried when opening the present, she said “he’s such a sweetheart” and “you just have to find a kind, nice guy”.
Just got accepted into another market! …… the booth fee is literally $250 though, which is stupidly expensive …. I’m gonna be brave and pay it and sincerely hope someone buys my art but sheeeeeesh
My job was about to release something to all of our users that was so undercooked, I’m still reeling from how they managed to think it was ready. I’m also feeling the ultimate power that I apparently have to stop it.
Rode passenger for all of 30 minutes before I threw up on the side of the road lol. This is why I’m the driver.
Celebrated ten years of marriage this past weekend. 🥰❣️ So grateful for the people we’ve become while growing up together. I’m so excited for the next ten years of adventure. 💖💖💖 @mattfromalaska.bsky.social
I was asked to table at a networking event, which turned out GREAT because everyone came to me to talk and I got to meet so many lovely people. If I had just attended the event, I would have circled the perimeter awkwardly and then gone home 30 mins later not talking to anyone lmao
Dude didn’t lock the door to his bathroom stall so I, reading the VACANT sign, walked in on him fully ass out on the toilet. He promptly locked it afterwards hahahahaha I’m dyyyyyyinggggg
Nothing beats listening to my playlist I made for our trip to Japan while it rains outside music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
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Bitches will be like “wanna see something” and it’s their car filled to the brim with giant rocks.
Sick in the head because it hasn’t even been one week since we’ve been on set and I’ve already requested, read, and annotated the script for our next film.
What if everyone just shut the fuck up, all at the same time? Let’s try it. Let’s see what happens.
Felt like shit today, realized it was because I didn’t take my adhd meds. Wow they really do work.
When it’s 1am the night before the biggest work launch. On the plus side I get to drink champagne on company time tomorrow at 9am hehe.
Remember when I said I was meant to be weaving baskets by a river all day? Well in exchange for photos I now officially get to do just that every month for the rest of this year!!!!
My company told us we were getting a gift. I was excited. Turns out the gift is wine. I do not drink wine. Now I am annoyed. Please just give me money.
It’s okay guys, I’ve now made it past the anger stage of grief. Surely I’ll be good to go now.
