I’m cancelling Matt Johnson, who’s with me?

*motion sensor turns on bright lights and plays canned recording* HELLO. IF YOU ARE A BOY ANIMAL HOW BIG ARE YOUR NUTS. IF YOUR A GIRL ANIMAL HAVE A NICE DAY

For 20 years I’ve been writing and trying to become a writer, and today my story The Sound of Things Unlocking got published by The Summerset Review. I’m incredibly proud and really grateful, here it is: www.summersetreview.org/25summer/sou...

[drunk superman passes out at at party] Frat guy: lmao look dudes, I'm drawing glasses on superma- whoever the hell this guy is

Happy to be over here! 🌊

Seattle Kraken@seattlekraken.com · last yr.

Congratulations and welcome to the PNW, @pwhl--seattle.bsky.social! 🌊 Can’t wait to cheer you on when the puck officially drops — sea you soon, neighbors! → bit.ly/PWHLSeattle

Every parent is a cult leader.

Every Upbringing Is an Indoctrination - Electric Literature

“The Cult” by Mel Kassel, recommended by Wynter K Miller for Electric Literature

buff.ly

Emergent storytelling today: “ChatGPT for Dummies” incorrectly placed in the automated book return

Pope John Paul?? What's next, Pope George Ringo?!?

Feelin’ Bad