Sarah the Third
@imsarahnow.bsky.social
Former Bookseller, Mini Enthusiast, Coffee Master, Comedian, Certified “Very Huggable,” Amateur Human, 43, she/they, poly, occasional NSFW content, 18+ plz Banner by @ivynyx.bksy.social
@samreich.bsky.social how can I audition for crowd control?
@samreich.bsky.social how can I audition for crowd control?
dating show idea: multiple magicians compete for my heart
realizing I have hardly ridden at all this year. I blame the orchi in June...
I have signed up for a blacksmithing class in September. This has “hero origin story” written all over it… 😏😏😏
I feel like there’s a brand opportunity for me here… 🤔🤔🤔
dilator case labeled "TOM CLANCY'S RAINBOW DICKS"
first time orgasming after bottom surgery when you were super nervous if you'd be able to again: THE CUM OF ALL FEARS
Lieutenant Laion Troi of the Irae Astra watches as two of the inner circle slow the demon primarch Angron’s charge. This example of bravery was for naught as the World Eaters would take the day as the Long War rages on…
I would really like to take on some 3D (or 2D!) commissions, got a trip to the states coming up and I could really use the dollhairs anyone in need of some art? 👀
I know the industry is in a dire state right now for jobs but If any indie studios see this and need an additional programmer, PLEASE let me know ASAP! my partner @barndone.bsky.social is a great generalist programmer and needs a home! Vancouver on 1 salary isn't going to cut it for long 😓
@unburntwitch.com good to see you on the skyline, how are you?
people stop using useless gendered language when you could just say “thank you, have a good night!” challenge, difficulty impossible 😔
this old selfie screams “I regularly dream of being a woman but I’m too scared to try.” it’s ok, she got there about 3 years later 🥰
I was more of a confused, repressed pansexual hipster egg
I can’t wait to rewatch the Wire in vertical shorts…
HBO Max is putting on vertical shorts
if this happened in America we'd call this racism but since it's France I guess it's "sparkling prejudice"
quel ennui!
the fun part about dating an artist is that you never random comment you make will become the title to their new piece 😂
Once again, if you know wrestling photographers, please let me know their IG handles, so I can get into contact with them. Working on a piece for @wrestlebuds.bsky.social.
Some new art to share today! A couple of therizinosaurs explores a logging site in the pre-dawn light. This was a super fun commission! (The one in the foreground is named Laurence. The curious one in the background has been dubbed Kitty by @imsarahnow.bsky.social)
@anavoltzart.bsky.social just told me I made her gay
This is my partner’s dog. He is an anxious boy who has made incredible strides and is very smart and trainable. He’s just not able to live with another dog right now. We would give so much support to the people and home able to take him in.
Sibling has to surrender their dog because he keeps attacking another dog in the house because of his anxiety. The shelter they reached out to said he isn't a candidate for adoption but he is for euthanasia and I wish a very fuck you forever that Boston-area shelter. Look at this good boy.
Dry fit with the hilt. Is this thing ludicrous? Absolutely but it’s a fantasy prop so why would I build it small???