KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices

james bond take: the next actor should be lebron james and also the movie is called james bron

anyways,,

kat claws@kat.meangirls.online · 6h ago

i think the internet is probably net worse as a result of how AI has proliferated, but cloudflare anti-ddos on more pages than before "stealing several seconds of human time" isn't it, lol

the time it takes to find the perfect video to cum to has got to be in the billions of person-hours.

i think the internet is probably net worse as a result of how AI has proliferated, but cloudflare anti-ddos on more pages than before "stealing several seconds of human time" isn't it, lol

anyways i think voice-to-text rules from a productivity and accessibility standpoint and the less dependence we have on surveillance capitalist tech companies like google or apple, the better. here's the models my keyboard offers. even just the basic english model is pretty good

the (virtual) demise of google assistant has got me thinking about local model* operated voice assistants again *as in local voice-to-text models, not local agents, i imagine those are far too limited to be of any use compared to simple template assignment / command registrations

Personally? And I say this as someone who has liked almost every movie in the series I've seen—I think we've progessed beyond the need for James Bond.

anybody in seattle know anyone who is selling a car and maybe would like to sell it to my wife

So this is what the blaster arm's for!

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11h ago

when you go downstairs for a midnight snack and find... HOTDOG? mission accomplished.

Over under on aipac finding a "democrat" to run as independent spoiler for MI?

this is incredible, holy shit

Kevin Williams@gaytonausa.bsky.social · 13h ago

I was thinking about the Zeekr MIX today, and I got irritated all over again we are getting screwed here in the USA, y'all

millennial nostalgia is becoming the new boomer nostalgia and it's SO cucked

demeaning voters without actually helping them can only get you so far, ftr

kat claws@kat.meangirls.online · 3w ago

I think we should put "glonzo" up on the high shelf out of reach, ideally forever

there's still a large part of me that wants to keep working well after 5 given that's when the whole of the US has come online and i rly need to figure out how to work in breaks and shifts to enforce that transition bc a beer or two a day can't be it

its so important to do this with drink carriers too: see also, my lost milkshake 😢

max dithered 🌌@sneptech.bsky.social · 19h ago

ABSOLVE MEEEEEE

Eat Chart:

kat claws@kat.meangirls.online · 18h ago

And so it continues

And so it continues

kat claws@kat.meangirls.online · 2d ago

it really is telling as of late how every single news outlet is publishing constant handwringing about every minor, substanceless angle they can think of for prospective and elected progressive politicians. it really shows you how scared their owners are of being taxed & regulated & held to cause.

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

relative's flight from NL to UK was rejected because she didn't know she had to fill out the ETA and man, no one likes freedom of movement anymore huh

AES, AOC, MTG, DJT, HRC, JRB, ENOUGH! Just say the last fucking name, please.

before you know it they are going to replace every white house toilet with a flachspüler

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

dangit guess who learned this too late

kat claws@kat.meangirls.online · 2d ago

wait TIL i can still vote in seattle elections?? from abroad with no intent to return??

I'll send an S.O.S. to the world

✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧@altaudge.bsky.social · 2d ago

i have received a very important message

i have received a very important message

and if you don't want to buy porn but still would like to help me out; v: @dilly-darling c: $DilettaS

look, i think the epstein files are important, but idk, i feel like dragging the entire planet into an energy crisis thru an impulsive, unsanctioned war exhausting strategic reserves of fuel & munitions alike, while kidnapping folks to send them to concentration camps around the globe is enough??

Speaking of subverting T&S, weaponisation of reporting, and getting transgender people suspended, In the past 14 hours, sometime, @gwenpepperoni.bsky.social got suspended by BSky moderation No doubt because of a deluge of reports

Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch 🧙‍♀️@skywitchy.bsky.social · 2d ago

On Reddit in the late 2010's, the transphobes were - in fact - winning. They had successfully subverted Reddit's "zero knowledge / agency" Sitewide Rules Enforcement mechanisms† to get volunteer moderators who wouldn't Play Ball with them - including out transgender people - permanently suspended