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Was taking a nap and dreamed WotC had announced the creation of GathererAI, an AI bot they had come up with that would be exclusively responsible for updating and managing the gatherer and also be "a productive tool for judges during events" Nightmare fr
I can vividly imagine Olivia complaining about this mimic and how the Church of Avacyn can't even be respectful enough to send human, blood-filled Cathars after her so she has a snack after defeating them
Henn, spooky robot kisser@iwriterobots.com · 2y agoRobot Kissers nation how we feeling about this new art for Metallic Mimic coming in Innistrad Remastered?
ONE, which was claimed to be "a set from a Phyrexian perspective," should've been a grim dystopian/war horror set on par with BRO (which executed the theme very well). Lean into the exploitativeness, the visceral terror, of empire. The fact that literal Phyrexian infants are grafted to war machines.
Ral: Ok, but how does one just get over being compleated by Phyrexia. Jace: Just think about it. Ral: Jace: Ral: Jace: Ral: Yeah, I'm not coming up with anything. How did you do it, Beleren. Jace: Just thought about it.
Your New Year's Resolution is to finally read Agents of Artifice. If you have already read it, your New Year's Resolution is to get someone else to read it.
If we were to add up the entire population of every plane in the multiverse that we know of, I wonder what percentage of that total would be just Ravnica
She says her name is not Alexa anymore. It's Atraxa.
Golgariguy@golgariguy.bsky.social · 2y agoMy parents' Alexa started speaking a weird language...
Can't believe we're 7 Commander discourses away from 2025
Hey everyone! I'm starting an ambitious new project. I'm going to try to do a short on every character with a legendary creature card from the MTG Multiverse (and Un-iverse). If you haven't already, subscribe to follow the series. To begin, Abomination of Llanowar! youtube.com/shorts/tSMpv...
Abomination of Llanowar - Every MTG Legend 1 #magicthegathering #mtg
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Ravnica probably wins by virtue of its size, age, technology and long-term stability. Avishkar and Kamigawa are strong contenders as well due to technology and standard of living. Though Kylem probably has the best stadiums relative to the rest of the plane.
Goblin Lore@goblinlore.bsky.social · 2y agoLet's start doing a #DailyVorthos question. We need some more #Vorthos content here Which plane has the best sports stadiums?
Tezzeret: With the power of Artifice I have transcended the weakness of the flesh. I now I require only the bare minimum of food and no more than ten minutes of sleep each night. Jace: And have you slept ten minutes last night? Tezzeret: Tezzeret: No.
Alright, this was pretty open ended so I just looked up "pre-mending" on the wiki and went with something that seemed interesting. Apparently a guy called Leshrac had a big fight with Nicol Bolas, so here's some of that. happy crimbus #art #MTG
Incorrect MTG Quotes@incorrect-mtg.bsky.social · 2y agoThere are SO MANY pre-mending characters I'd like more fanart for 😭
Torrezonés getting all dressed up for Duskmas just to sit in their sala and have to hear their tio argue Vona is actually the legitimate Pontifex
Alquist Proft decorating his mind palace for the holidays
Rashmi: I can't believe they didn't approve my vehicle for the Grand Prix! This is unfair! Saheeli: Really? Why don't you show me it, I can argue for you! Rashmi: Sure *turns on a machine that creates a portal to the end of the track* Saheeli: Saheeli: Ok no, I can see their point.
Chandra Nalaar big fan of mangoes and also womangoes
To be fair, Magic got there first in canon, I'm just taking it a step further. Nicol Bolas would be even more insufferable than usual.
Me, wearing a little suit and going to Karlov Manor: "Boy oh boy, I sure hope there aren't any Murders tonight."
AU where Jace is a streamer and occasionally streams with Loot and he just lets Loot play Geoguessr. Of course Loot is the #1 player in the multiverse and everyone in chat is baffled
