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Stan account for the scene in Tommy Boy (1995) where a crash test machine destroys Rob Lowe’s balls. he/him. 📷: @inklincustoms.bsky.social. 🔞: @altymcpornalt.bsky.social. 🔗🌴: https://linktr.ee/Triske
Oh dear I've been drawing all these proof sketches and then forgetting to post them! Need to fix that. Today: Aurelia, the Warleader in markers on the back of my "Fiery" from Jumpstart. Held my breath while drawing her face - luckily, no hand wobbles!
gf: hey how as work me: Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie.
You get one (1) decklist registration error for each “a” you add to or leave off of Khaaaaaaaaaaaannn!.
Today is the day the story There Will Come Soft Rain is set. An amazing and heartbreaking work of fiction for our modern age. Read it here:
a wooly man without a face@jojororo.bsky.social · yesterday
“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
Judgment should be a 20/1 Ball Lightning
Annie💀@anniemay.bsky.social · 2d agookay this is cool good job wotc
England, 1066 🤝 Chicago Chicken Joints Openly Questioning a Harold's Legitimacy
Them girls had mojo JoJo brains touching outside air.
Empé 🐉👑@roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 2d agoQuestion on the clock app was would you rather square up with Batman or the Powerpuff girls and idc what the circumstances are I’m not taking them girls on at all.
The Wachowskis sisters: The Matrix is a trans allegory Me: oh is that why they call it a neo pussy
the rpg in litrpg stands for really penis genre
I could write 1,900 words on why this rocks, but it would all boil down to this: this is why I play and love Magic.
Alix Branwyn@alixbranwyn.com · 2d agoI included the amulet she gives to Yawgmoth to summon her as well. I designed that as an adornment on her forehead, to symbolically represent the vulnerability she has in giving it to him and trusting him. It sits in the very place that he wounds her in his brutal betrayal later in the book.
Look at this Nasty Little Rabbit! This bunny looks friendly and fun but it is actually the mastermind behind a coordinated attack on Beorn's carrots, known in history books as the battle of five rabbits. It was very nasty business. (for MtG: the Hobbit, AD: Colin Boyer.)
in many ways odyssey block is a christopher nolan film
big tiddy Rebell@rebell.bsky.social · 2d agoNeed her like I need air
Updated our 'Do Moderates Do Better?' paper When you analyze the question rigorously (and don't assume correlation is causation), you find that moderates & non-moderates perform ~equally well in the Trump era Love working with @adambonica.bsky.social
After nearly 25 years, time for this to find a new home. Auction for this milestone piece is live at the MtG Art Market Facebook Group and ends tonight,Monday August 3, 10pm ET Helm of Kaldra by Donato Giancola 8.5" X 12" prerelease promotional card from Fifth Dawn www.facebook.com/groups/mtgar...
THINGS ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS WHEN THEY HAVE UNEXPRESSED THOUGHTS - infants - cocker spaniels - your buddy Craig who works at 7-11 and is high all the time THINGS NOT ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS - people who can launch nuclear weaponry
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoSen. John Kennedy on Trump's blatant reflecting pool lies: "The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know if he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking out loud ... he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."
It’s the crushing awareness that Protestant God’s laws only extend to the shoreline and everything beyond that point is the domain of older forces who don’t care about man but have a clear fondness for ducks
David J Prokopetz@prokopetz.bsky.social · 3d agoI've seen several pieces of US media set in idyllic small towns with big fuckoff lakes that function as liminal boundaries between the Known and the Unknown in which a major character attempts suicide by drowning, and now I'm wondering if the Liminal Death Lake is just a thing US small towns have.
going TERF is like the fentanyl of prejudices. you can’t just dabble in it and return to normal life, you gotta double, triple, quadruple down until you’re trying to get a hit on a podcast with isabel brown
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoSophie Cunningham is getting booed every time she touches the ball here in Minneapolis
Stardew Valley accurately depicts the small town experience (the store you need stuff from is closed on Fuckyousdays, which are the only days you try to go there)
If I was the suddenly the richest man in the world on the same day that Charlie got Kirked, I would claim the Mandate of Heaven on 9 A.M. news
*vorthos smoking three cigarettes voice* we used to get cards like these in actual precons
𝙈𝙮𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨𝘼𝙧𝙚𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 🔜 RC Baltimore@myhandsareblank.bsky.social · 3d agoCheck on your Vorthos friends over the next like hour or so
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
Maya fey spirit training how important you are to me. Do you think she thinks about burger #aceattorney #mayafey
