Paul 🤠
@infinitejest.bsky.social
Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.
Pretty damn British that the person in charge of the UK's economy is talking about more austerity and strapping the country to the biggest stock bubble in human history from a lectern with "HOPE AGAIN" stuck to it. The wheel spins as it should.
NEW | It’s more horrifying than Gove as PM… IN THE TERRIFYING WORLD OF DR. STRANGEGOVE. Sky’s The War Game put ex-politicians in a simulation where nuclear conflict was inevitable. It was arms industry propaganda pretending to be something serious. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/in-the-ter...
In the terrifying world of Dr StrangeGove
Sky’s The War Game put ex-politicians in a simulation where nuclear conflict was inevitable. It was arms industry propaganda pretending to be something serious.
brokenbottleboy.substack.com
Just watched 'Caught Stealing'. It's like arthouse Guy Ritchie, if Mubi made a New York-set Snatch. Supremely silly and enjoyable.
Getting tattooed today. Probably my last for a couple of years. A tender story. I’m sure we’ll all be in tears come 17:00.
This Ireland situation is dreadful. Just like with England cricket team v Zimbabwe back in the day. It's unacceptable and cowardly to leave it to the players. The governing body should make the decision one way or another and then justify it.
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I would love this at my funeral tbh. I fully intend to do similar at my uncle’s ceremony (Leeds).
Doc MUFC@docmufc.bsky.social · 5d agoThis is the level of pettiness I will be striving for with all of this City cheating stuff.
Eyeing a pre-10pm bedtime here lads. I know how to live. And I’m tie-tie!
Dude look at this guy. That's the coolest man ever. Perfect hair, perfect coat, even pulls off the Serial Killer aviators without looking like Martina Navratilova, not an easy feat
Jason Bailey@jasondashbailey.com · 5d ago'Three Days of the Condor' hit theaters on this day in 1975. It was one of the all-time great conspiracy thrillers: buff.ly/HThdFHX
Quality dip out that from Pep. Leave the rest of them to wear it.
Very soft-touch presence as well, you barely noticed him or his commercial work. Well done, Sir Dave.
Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 6d agoFT Exclusive: David Beckham has landed a $51mn dividend windfall from his fast-growing commercial operations after his work with multiple brands at the Fifa World Cup helped take earnings to a record level last year. ft.trib.al/VAc4yYt
Really need to stop tying my self-esteem quite so closely to these games. Proper bang-average week really. www.maptap.gg September 25 100🎯 100🎯 73😁 88🎉 92🏆 Final score: 886 catfishing.net #824 - 5/10 🐟🐟🐈🐟🐈 🐟🐈🐟🐈🐈
All hail new M83 and Hermanos Gutierrez albums. Thanks, this particular Friday.
Fair play. Who’d want to sit and be lectured by a genocidal war criminal?
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 6d agoRoom empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
I’m so bored of complete fucking idiots.
Roland Smith@rolandmcs.bsky.social · 6d agoBasingstoke police station.
I think they’re trying to pretend they’re one long sausage dog, like kids stacked up in a raincoat.
Sad thing is he probably welcomes this in some ways, to paint himself the martyr against The Establishment, to crowdfund his legal defence etc etc. Wanker.
Sky News@news.sky.com · 7d agoAnti-migrant protester Danny Tommo arrested after boat with emergency worker on damaged in Channel
It's sobering to realise just how significant a proportion of the UK population is thick and/or nasty as fuck.
David Higham@oldtrotter.bsky.social · 7d agoSome comments posted below a C5 news report on Daniel Thomas.
Fuck and off. www.maptap.gg September 24 89🎉 90👑 81✨ 78🤗 79😂 Final score: 812
Not saying I'm more of a hipster wanker than you, but I'm drinking double espressos using CARHARTT coffee beans.
He’s basically a contributing editor at the NYT as well. He makes a sieve look watertight.
Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social · last wk.Scoop: The anonymous source behind a POLITICO story that the White House is now using to justify a ban on the outlet was none other than JD Vance himself. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/white-hous...
The Male Online and Finbarr Saunders will always have my heart, but 'Foodie Bollocks' in Viz is absolutely sublime. Every time the reveal of how some 'self-made' trust fund kid/former city financier/scion of landed gentry cashed out to make artisanal cronuts absolutely murders me 😭