i am eating fiber now!! i have all the dragon balls! i will live forever!!

clicker training but using the teach-your-pet-to-speak buttons

cis society is more or less incapable of acknowledging us as people and instead can only treat us as representations of something else. every discussion about us involves a desire to supposedly decode us and the violence against us to figure out what it all Actually Means

depressioncore@princesscore.meangirls.online · last mo.

conservatives: fuck them trannies, eliminate them cis ppl: they are saying this to force cis women to have long hair

why are blueberries made out of green goo. has anyone looked into this

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

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Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

bowling-alley style animation for the neurodivergents; a kneeling figure with a blindfold and tied hands bows their head, a gun against their temple. the gun fires; large bubble-letter text appears on screen: 'TASK EXECUTED'

replace your vape cartridge if it's getting old

prepared horseradish? prepared for what?

in my loading screen era

heads really spec in aching, no other body part does it quite the same

I wish I could put my hand on my brain and rub it like a horse's snout and say "shhhh shhhh it's okay girl yeah you're alright girl shh shh nice and easy" then feed it a sugar cube

Reminder that I am fervently in the camp of "do not be cruel to person shaped computer programs lest you teach yourself to be cruel to humans."

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 11mo ago

What do the virtual pet games of my childhood have to do with the ethics of being mean to LLM chatbots? Arguably, a lot, as I explore in my latest piece on cute virtual dogs, AI-powered waifus, and campaigns against (digital) animal abuse:

dreamt of a blue magnetized cheez-it covered in iron filings

how strange

feels so good to take things out of a big box and put them in a small box

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

apartment cat escaping into the hallway must be like visiting the backrooms

i cannot rest until i find this little rubber foot

it must feel so fucking good to be a cat and roll around on a keyboard

once again would like to give a shoutout to naps

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

maybe this time if i really lock in i can get everything done

parallel universe where goosed is the opposite of goated

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Hegseth is now the Secretary of War, which is fitting I guess as RFK jr is basically the Secretary of Pestilence. We just need Famine and Death to round it out.

call her a mouse girl the way she's chewing on my shit

girl who has no nonvolatile memory

this petard was a group project