I'M HONESTLY UNCERTAIN HOW WELL MICED THESE THINGS ARE HEADLINE: NO DECK: STILL NO SUMMARY: YES IDEA -- LET'S WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE REPORTS IT WRONG THEN YELL AT THEM MICILY
HELL YEAH THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT BUT, YOU KNOW, ALWAYS PUT IT IN THE HEADLINE
PREVENTION DOT COM KNOWS WHAT'S UP WITH PANCREATIC CANCER READ THIS NOT THE HYSTERICAL BOLLIX ELSEWHERE www.prevention.com/health/healt...
@inmice.bsky.social Okay, it does say "in mice" in the text, but still. They are acting like it doesn't. "in mice" -> "might one day heal humans" has proven to be a remarkably unlikely inference.
AND WOULD THAT BE IN ANY PARTICULAR ANIMAL MODEL BY ANY CHANCE IS THERE SOME IMPORTANT CONTEXT MISSING FROM YOUR HEADLINE PERHAPS SAY IT WITH ME FOLKS
a hamster is standing on its hind legs and asking how ya doin ' .
Alt: IN MICE
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Prenatal THC exposure linked to lasting brain changes and behavioral issues
@inmice.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... "Research suggests, external pregnancy at older ages increases the risk of complications during pregnancy and labour." But the research study (a summary) linked to in support of this statement is about pregnany in MICE. www.tommys.org/research/res...
Women to continue having babies later in life, ONS projects
The ONS also projects women will continue having smaller families than previous generations.
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I finally got through the noise on this one (6th paragraph) - study is mice not men. (and mice ears look suspiciously human) @inmice.bsky.social newatlas.com/biology/tinn...
New tinnitus treatment emerges from blocking back-channels in the ear
If some speakers in your sound system were broken, you might try to compensate by cranking up the volume on the ones that still work. It turns out that the brain does the same thing when damaged hair ...
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First aid has been administered ⚕️ IN MICE 🐁 BY MICE 🐭 www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/l... @inmice.bsky.social
Lab Mice Appear to Offer 'First Aid' Care to Their Unconscious Companions, Even Pulling on Their Tongues
A new study finds that mice will sniff, lick and pull the tongue of other mice that are under anesthesia, serving to open their airways
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IN RATS THIS IS BLUESKY, BIG BOY, WE ACCEPT ALL CREATURES THIS TIME IN WORMS, IN FERRETS, IN PEOPLE CRUSHING SCIENTIFIC INFRASTRUCTURE (HOPEFULLY THAT ONE IS ABOUT LATE STAGE SYPHILIS)
Hey @inmice.bsky.social Do you cover "in rats" too? scitechdaily.com/diabetes-bre...
8 MILLION DOLLARS FOR MAKING THE MICE TRANSGENDER? (1) YOU MEAN TRANSGENIC, YOU OCHRE MEAT SCULPTURE (2) IF TRUE ACTUALLY SOUNDS DOPE TRANSPHOBES CAN GET IN THE SEA AND LIVE THERE www.livemint.com/news/us-news...
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I KNOW THINGS ARE QUITE TOILET RIGHT NOW IN SCIENCETOWN, BUT IT'LL TAKE A GODDAMN GIANT METEOR FULL OF ANGRY SENTIENT RAZORS TO STOP ME www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny2k...
Never Surrender (2009 Remaster)
YouTube video by Saxon - Topic
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DON'T YOU DARE MISS ME WHEN I'M HERE I AM LEGION AND I AM MANY, AND HORDES OF MICE ARMED WITH LAZER CHAINSAWS STAND BEHIND ME
Incredible how often this happens. Makes me miss that old Twitter account by @jamesheathers.bsky.social “just says in mice,” where he’d just add to a headline like this “IN MICE” haha
In mice! @inmice.bsky.social (In fairness, the press release does include "in rodents" in the title, but this breathless summary conveniently left that part out.)
Breaking News: Scientists from the University of the Basque Country have discovered a groundbreaking molecule, WIN55.212-2, that reverses early cognitive damage caused by Alzheimer’s disease.
www.nature.com/articles/d42... In mice… @inmice.bsky.social
Could ultrasound be the key to treating Alzheimer’s disease?
Hints that the removal of amyloid plaques — which are a defining feature of Alzheimer's disease — may not be essential for improving cognition, could have implications for future treatments.
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SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS, @dailymail.co.uk?
Scratching a mosquito bite can offer a moment of bliss, and now scientists have learnt why: scratching activates an immune response that helps to protect the skin against harmful infections, at least in mice. https://go.nature.com/4aJpL0r
YOU SHUT YOUR LYING CAKEHOLE, TIM ONION THE ONLY THING MICE HATE IS HAVING THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS TO TRANSLATIONAL RESEARCH DEVALUED (AND NAZIS)
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women theonion.com/scienti...
(five paragraphs in, second section, and then we find mice are taking sleeping pills!) @inmice.bsky.social newatlas.com/sleep/sleepi...
Popular sleeping pill shown to block brain's critical cleaning cycle
Each night, our brains execute a "wash and rinse" routine that clears away harmful protein waste linked to neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer's. Now, new research shows that a common prescripti...
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THERE USED TO BE AND ALSO THERE STILL IS RAISE HELL AND JOIN THE MURINES
There used to be an account that would just quote tweet studies with “in mice”. I think we need an account nowadays that would quote tweet studies with “in an artificial simulation”.
IN MICE nypost.com/2024/12/18/h...
This ‘potent’ herb can promote hair growth if you use it right — it’s not rosemary
Can an ancient herb help grow and repair human hair? Science says yes! While anyone with thinning locks or bald spots who’s been on the hunt for a hair growth recipe has probably come across …
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A FEW PEOPLE HAVE ASKED 'WHY ARE YOU YELLING NOW' THE REAL QUESTION IS: WHY WASN'T I YELLING BEFORE GOLDWATER WAS A STOOGE, BUT HE WAS ALMOST RIGHT: EXTREMISM IN **THE SERVICE OF ACCURATE REPORTING OF ANIMAL MODEL RESEARCH** IS NO VICE ENOUGH PROSELYTZING JOIN THE MURINES
ADD ME TO ANY STARTER PACK THAT INCLUDES MICE AND YELLING, DAMN YOUR EYES JOIN THE MURINES
IN MICE news.asu.edu/20241204-sci...
Study reveals lasting effects of common weed killer on brain health | ASU News
Environmental exposure to toxins in the air, water or certain chemicals can increase the risk of ill health effects, including to the human brain.Now, new research has shown even brief exposure with a...
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